I read the description of this supp. and it sounds like I'd explode from taking it

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  1. sleev

    sleev It's sleep, life, and death It's speed, coke, and

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    I read the description of this supp. and it sounds like I'd explode into a million bits after taking it.

    "RED Blast:
    A synergy of muscle cell bioavailable creatine, Nitric Oxide enhancers, Neuro and CNS stimulants is what makes RED BLAST the premier pre-training cocktail. RED BLAST contains Pure Creatine ethyl ester, verified and tested by Chromadex. A Proprietary black tea methylxanthines that enhance the Central Nervous System, improves oxygen uptake via bronchiodilation and anti-inflammatory effects as well as increases the NO effects of Arginine Ethyl Ester, Ornithine Ethyl Ester and norvaline. It also contains Caffeine, a basic psychostimulant which has definitive synergy with the methyxanthines in Black Tea. These along with vinpocetine and other support ingredients make RED BLAST your best choice for BLASTing your workouts beyond expectations and pre-conceived limits. "

    NOW WITH CONTENTRATED AWESOME! EXTRACTED DIRECTLY FROM BARACK OBAMA'S AND CHUCK NORRIS' NIPPLES!!1!
     
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    LOL!!! Blast was not my first choice for the name. But it has nothing to do with actually exploding anymore than NO-explode does.
    Good stuff though.
     
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    its a trick to make you have to buy AIFM too :mamoru:
     
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    I see what they did there. :squint:

    Buy product A to get swole. Then the side effects require you to buy product B to keep it in check. :o
     
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    shit sounds dangerous lol
     
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    I took 3 and set records, reduced wait between sets and felt like I was cracked out on meth.
     
  8. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Took 10 of those bitches at once and felt like a druggie.
     
  9. gsxtasyd

    gsxtasyd Lift Big........Eat Big........Sleep Big........GE

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    im good at swallowing. no homo.
     
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  11. How cracked out do they make you? NO Shotgun doesn't crack me out anymore like it used to and that shit was awesome...it was like drugs.
     
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