I randomly barfed this morning. What happened to me?

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  1. TFunkadelic

    TFunkadelic One Nation Under A Groove

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    To recap, I didn't drink at all or do any wild drugs or anything abnormal at all last night before I crashed. I was awoken early this morning by an awful feeling in my stomach. I could feel stuff slushing around inside of me making nasty squishing noises that were clearly audible from some distance. It wasn't painful, just very intense nausea.

    Because I was laying in bed exhausted and sick I didn't feel like giving in right away and rushing to the toilet, so I laid in bed a bit longer, resisting the urge to hurl by repositioning my body. No position seemed to work, not even the fetal, and soon I began to salivate heavily and I dashed to the bathroom. I barfed up a glass or so of gooey yellowish fluid that tasted like stomach acid, but no food or anything.

    Immediately after vomiting I felt 100% better. The nausea stopped, I got hungry, and I've felt fine since.
     
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    vudoodoodoo New Member

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    you're pregnant.
     
  3. TFunkadelic

    TFunkadelic One Nation Under A Groove

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    But I'm a male sooo......alien implant in my torso?
     
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    grimstone magic murda bag OT Supporter

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    Could have been from anything.

    You yacked and feel better now so that's what matters. Might have just had too much acid in your stomach.
     
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    there's been a couple times in the last 10 years that I ate something for dinner, felt fine the rest of the night and went to bed... woke up the next morning and barfed up the food and it looked 100% unidgested... but no other symptoms or anything. :dunno: shit happens.
     
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    could be anything. food poisoning, stomach flu...dunno bro.
     
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    brb getting my lab coat and prescription pad
     
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    test flu like jmezz
     
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