I no longer work for apple

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  1. FyreDaug

    FyreDaug lolswift

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    And thank god for that. I couldnt stand it much longer, im gonna go to truck driving school and stuff soon.

    Apple sucks anyways, but I can still help out the mac users
     
  2. Snotfist

    Snotfist I am the Urban Cowboy.

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    :ugh:

    Got fired and now you are going to drive a truck?

    :ugh:
     
  3. dirteemac

    dirteemac hey, how are you?

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    Dang, no more of those hot insider tips. :mamoru:
     
  4. Yardsale

    Yardsale OT Supporter

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    canned
     
  5. Rev. Johnny Vegas

    Rev. Johnny Vegas Rectal Ventriloquist

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    Good, then you don't have to bother us in the Mac Shack any fucking more.
     
  6. agent0068

    agent0068 OT Supporter

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    :rofl: when i worked at apple, i loved it there...easily one of my best work experiences (i just wasn't able to move to california at that point...kind of a deal breaker :hs: )

    yea, thank god you're not in that dump any more :rofl:
     
  7. FyreDaug

    FyreDaug lolswift

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    Well I was a TSR Technical Service Rep and had to deal with fucking loser customers all day. I hated it, and the last 2 days I just didnt give a shit any more, wanted to see what I could get away with.

    So what I did is rigged up my phone (We have our headset plug in, and a regular headphone 1/8 jack that you can use headphones. So I got a splitter, hooked up my phone and the audio out of the stupid mac and I was able to listen to music. So what I was doing was as soon as a call came through I transferred them back into the queue and stayed on the phone but with the phone quiet, and I listed to music all day. Never took any calls. It was a good day.

    Yeah sorry mang, I know everyone lived off those hot tips, but cant do em anymore :lol:

    Essentially, lets see, 11/hr compared to 75k a year... hmm, doing the math apple would give me 21/year. Ive got enough cach right now to take my lisence, and my moms boyfriend works for a subcontracted trucking company.

    aww muffin, still pussy hurt?
     
  8. Madness

    Madness Do not let Dr. Mario touch your genitals. He is no

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    So you got fired, just like every other Mac employee in this sub-forum said you would. :hsugh:
     
  9. FyreDaug

    FyreDaug lolswift

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    Which is good, im glad everyone predicted that. Except it wasnt because I was "leaking" sensitive information and they found out lawl

    ah its good to have a life once again
     
  10. Harry V. Gina

    Harry V. Gina How did your family do in Katrina?

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    $11 an hour? :ugh: Is Apple really that cheap?
     
  11. mobbarley

    mobbarley Active Member

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    75K for driving a truck doesnt sound right... unless its supply your own truck
     
  12. tenplanescrashing

    tenplanescrashing Active Member

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    im suprised you aren't on everyone's ignore list and they found this thread...
     
  13. spoofy

    spoofy Chemically Enhanced

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    truck drivers make good money . to my suprise my uncle was making 60k doing it 4 years ago.. not sure what he makes now.

    The job sucks though ..you have no life.
     
  14. easy4lif

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    hey you buy an ipod and you can listen to all your music on the road without having to listen to local radio stations
     
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    no they aren't :o
     
  17. Raider007

    Raider007 om nom nom nom

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    it is retail/tech you know...
     
  18. Snotfist

    Snotfist I am the Urban Cowboy.

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  19. Jonny Chimpo

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    So, you're bitter at Apple because you were lousy at your job? You really do suck at life, please die.
     
  20. FyreDaug

    FyreDaug lolswift

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    lawl where did I say Im bitter at apple because I was lousy at my job?

    We had "teams" there, about 20 people per team (300 in the center... :o) and I was second on my team for applecare sales, third for tech solutions (selling software etc) and I was tied for 2nd with my average call time. I think I was pretty good, I just hated it
     
  21. moses

    moses OMGWTFBBQ

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    if you've never had to support end users in that type of enviroment you really don't have a lot of room to talk. that job fucking SUCKS.. i'd rather be working at the grill at mcdonalds than do that fucking job again.
     
  22. FyreDaug

    FyreDaug lolswift

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    I did it for four years instead of working in food service. Help desk for an Apple VAR and system integrator. I never forwarded my phone so I could dick around and listen to MP3s. And yes, I had to deal with serious idiots but they were still the customer.


    Some people on OT contribute to why so many jobs get offshored to India. What company needs to pay $11/hr for someone to fuck off all day? :ugh2:
     
  24. TurboDerek

    TurboDerek My favorite meal is horsemeat and rice.

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    tech support is hard. at least as a phone support you could send the customer to the store if you could not figure out the issue.
     
  25. IcyHot4Life

    IcyHot4Life Str8 Ballin'

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    :rofl: bullshit, either you never worked there or you got laid off so some indian dude can replace you :mamoru:
     

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