MMA I need to get to LA for the TUF11 try outs....

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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Only problem is I got no money.

    Anyone know how to work the internets for cash that could help me?

    I know the UG and shit people help donating. I don't need a lot just enough to fly out and eat for 2 days.
     
  2. muscle68

    muscle68 OT Supporter

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    so, how much would that be
     
  3. .Tim

    .Tim New Member

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    Probably worth posting in the main forum. With a email address to paypal shit to. Post pics and videos to show them you're a legit fighter. Between here and the underground I'd be shocked if you didn't get more than enough. Probably post on facebook too. An estimated dollar amount would probably increase your chances of success though.
     
  4. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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    if you want money why don't you

    Get a job, sparkling wiggle
     
  5. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    they have a superHW division now? :eek4:
     
  6. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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    you're a dick, imo

    although vulgar is dumb as a rock he's worked hard to lose his weight
     
  7. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    "you're an asshole for being mean to some retard"


    you're awesome!
     
  8. roose

    roose Guest

    I'm sure they are clamoring for 3-3 fighters with no discernible personality.

    I guess you could be butt of all the jokes or something? :dunno:
     
  9. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    ballpark how much do you need?
     
  10. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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    you're awesome for thinking someone named joechunkybutt takes the innerwebs srsly
     
  11. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    more off than you
     
  12. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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    i have 78 unresponded-to requests on facebook and 19 messages in my inbox. i'd like to see you beat that
     
  13. edward_cullen

    edward_cullen Unemployed Since 08

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    The donation thing somebody mentioned above sounds good and would probably work.

    Other than that, I can recommend two things, the first being sell anything that you own that has any value to it that you do not need, and the second, and I am completely serious when I say this, is to sell your ass or mouth on craigslist. Under the Adult Eroctic section there is a section for prostitution, where you can offer your services. Blowjobs can fetch you in the vicinity of $40-$60 per session, full service you can charge up to $100. Obviously, you'd have to get at least 4-5 clients to get the money you need. I had a former boss of mine who was gay offer me a couple hundred just to suck me off. He had a thing for Asian guys, which I am, and he just really liked me. No, I didn't do it, but if I had to I would.

    Anyways, if you really feel this is your destiny, I don't see a problem with you taking whatever route necessary to get there. This is life, it's hard, it's degrading at times, but in the end it's all worth it.
     
  14. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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  15. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    OT inbox is 94% full

    i don't have facebook. i use faceencyclopedia
     
  16. joechunkybutt2

    joechunkybutt2 New Member

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    I use cakefarter.com
     
  17. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    Ben how much do you need? Figure it out. Once you have a figure some of us can help you.
     
  18. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    your posts need cliffs
     
  19. edward_cullen

    edward_cullen Unemployed Since 08

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    YEAH AND YOUR FACE NEEDS TO BE SMASHED! .
     
  20. Exiled

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    if you aint got the few hundred bucks to drive out to cali or grab a flight then you may want to consider chilling on that
     
  21. Gogoplata

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    Jesus fucking christ people are pathetic.

    Instead of going out and finding a fucking job, saving a couple hundred bucks and trying to actually LIVE and be productive - I will sit at home and collect unemployment, spend half of that on gym dues at ATT and then ask people for donations to fly me across the country to fail at a mma tryout.

    :american:

    Fuck you. I wont give you dime. Get a job, show me YOU are actually trying to better your situation and THEN we'll talk.
     
  22. 4bangin

    4bangin Ballet of Violence

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    According to your training log for weight loss, you've only lost 8lbs in over 1.5years. And now you're expecting to try out to fight at 185? And on top of that you're asking for handouts to get out there? Come on man...
     
  23. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    When are the tryouts?
     
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    I had no idea how common this was in the grappling community until I got involved with some of the tournaments that get put on here.

    There are tons of people living in squalor so that they can train more and work less. :ugh:
     

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