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  1. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    A lady friend of mine did a huge favor for me, and I thanked her by getting her a bouquet of flowers yesterday.

    First thing the bitch does when I hand it to her is look at them, tells me that I'm cheap and I should have gotten her roses (I gave her a fall bouquet with sunflowers and shit). Then I found out she gives the flowers to her mom...and the mom goes crazy because she wanted me to bring her food.

    It's as fucked up as vulgars bar fight story....and my mma related question is shall it be a jab, cross, or hook to my friends jaw? I didn't even get a thank you.

    Then again, she probably wants me to woo her with roses and shit so we could become friends with benefits. Damn these women who treat me like a piece of meat :squint:
     
  2. XJ3B

    XJ3B wat

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    apologize profusely and offer to walk her dog
     
  3. The Ripper

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    I mean thats pretty grimey of her. At least you got her something to show your appreciation a lot of people wouldnt have even done that. Shes a scum bag for what she did. Any time any one has given me something as a gift for a favor even if it was something shitty I was always grateful.

    Give that bitch a dozen white roses. (white roses mean freindship) she will be super pissed if she knows that it means.
     
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    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    Fuck her. Leave her alone for a few weeks and let her cool down. She did you a favor, you did something nice back. If she wasn't happy with your showing back, who cares.
     
  5. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    roses mean 'i want to fuck', not 'thank you'. Bitch sounds crazy.
     
  6. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    chicks are crazy :run:
     
  7. yawgmoth

    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
     
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    Have you tried hitting her? They don't bitch as much when their mouth is swollen and bruised.
     
  9. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    I picked flowers other than roses on purpose just so it was clear that it was a thank you present.

    But if she wants to fuck, and gets all pissy about it...then we should have hate sex. Then I put her in a triangle.
     
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    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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    FALCON PUNCH HER CUNT.
     
  11. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    you dont want any of that shit
     
  12. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    harsh imo
     
  13. Kuet

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    pics of friend before i can give you and answer.......
     
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    you should buy a bouquet of red roses and give them to her mom.
     
  15. konrad109

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    fixed
     
  16. teep

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    :ugh: what a weird reaction. was she joking/trying to flirt with you?
     
  17. Gogoplata

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    1. pics of bitch before I make any judgement. probably get pics of you too to verify all this shit you talk about bitches wanting you tiny asian penor.

    2. fist her mother
     
  18. teep

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    :rofl: you know it's weird. at first i thought i was the only asian kid around with a white girlfriend...and i mean my girl is from out in the country....but i've been seeing it fucking everryyyywhere lately. i'm not so special anymore :hs:
     
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    its awesome cause since she was a bitch - you automatically asumed she was white. lawl.
     
  20. teep

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    i just assumed thats what you were talking about:hsugh:
     
  21. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    You're still a god among asian men. I don't have a white girlfriend. I currently don't have a girlfriend either because with a schedule and lifestyle like mine. Imagine the shit I used to get with the gfs when I had to photo shoot scantily clad women with magnificent breasts...

    The said lady friend of mine will be on the Fight Soap site soon...so pics will follow.
     
  22. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    whitechicks.txt

    that reminds me of this chick I dated up in west palm beach and the first time we hooked up she was riding and then the girl busts out with "punch me in the face". and im all like excuse me come again? and shes like dont be a pussy punch me in the face and im all like no. Then we start arguing while she is still grinding mind you and then starts hitting me and im like what the hell so I close my eyes and I punched her in the face and gave her a bloody nose and then the chick rode it like it was mother fucking dream,

    I dont date white chicks any more.
     
  23. teep

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    :rofl: whaaaaat
     
  24. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    took me a second :rofl:
     
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    How long have you known this bitch?
     

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