I need some fitness Anal

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  1. trancezj

    trancezj New Member

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    I just need shit that will end an arguement real fast or to get a point across. I'm not smart enough to come up with them.

    Potential coversations or statements from other people

    "I want a bowflex, I can do everything in one spot in my house"
    Now... I told someone last night a bowflex was better than nothing, but it was like trying to rebuild a car motor with a swiss army knife.

    "I just want to tone"
    this just makes me want to smash peoples face in.

    "I don't want to get to muscular"
    ceaze had a good one, saying it's like saying "I don't want to get too rich"

    I know there's more but it's early for me still.
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Just tell them that using a Bowflex is gayer than being a Yankees fan.
     
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    hitmikey DRIVEN FROM WITHIN

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    when i learned the meaning behind "toning" a couple years ago (from reading F&N) my life was forever changed

    now i feel like im on the pee wee herman show, whenever someone drops the "tone" bomb im like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you're dumb
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    I'm not in the mood for verbal abuse today son.
     
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    to me, trying to solve your fitness problem by buying a bowflex is like trying to crack a Mafia crime ring by rounding up all the Ethiopians in your area

    like maybe eventually Uhmfufu might know an italian guy that can help you but the allocation of time and funds is not so smart when you could've just spent the money tracking down oh, say, Italians

    i wonder if that makes sense to anyone besides me
     
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    I laughed at Uhmfufu
     
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    what do i win
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    a night of hot orka sex with cavefish. You bring the beer and condoms.
     
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    do i need to bring the hose inside to wash him down every once and a while, because that's what they do at seaworld
     
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    "i just want a bowflex!!"

    ok, let me put it to you this way. it's like the yankees, they suck! you dont want one
     
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    well he sweats a lot.
     
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    I don't want to get too muscular

    Are you afraid of work too, because you might become too rich? It won't happen by accidnet, gauarnteed, but lifting will tone you up and save you from osteroperosis.

    That came from one of those online comics, but I hate that it has "tone" in it as well.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Someone's cranky, did you run out of Bud to put in your cheerios?
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    just not drinking. fucking diet and shit. Doesn't help I had to sit and watch that whore(wife) drinking merlot last night. It doesn't help we're both drunks.
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    the only thing "tone" should mean is nuts in the ass dick in the pussy.
     
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    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    :rofl:

    You're the man.
     
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    my workouts are taking about twice as long now because she's going. I have to walk her through her workouts. Well last night she was doing incline DB presses. It's only the second time she's done incline and she couldn't do them for shit. I told her to breath in oon the down motion and out on the upper. She fucking said I am and shit. whatever bitch I can see you're not half assed breathing. Anyway she got like 6 half assed reps. Well I finally got her to breath exagerated in and out with the rep and she turned around and did 20 with that same weight. She got to like 20 and said "isn't that 10 yet"... I was hell I quite counting at 10 thats like 20. Jee I guess I was WAY off base about your breathing huh.
     
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    damn, that takes some patience.....
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    I have to say I'm doing very well with it. She's doing extremely well too though. except push ups, she can't push up for shit. I'm mean as fuck. I fucking scream at her when she's doing stupid shit and not listening. I get some go to hell looks from stupid whores in the gym. But you know what, the wife thanks me every single time. And especially now that she's been getting comments from people that she's looking better after only 2 months.
     
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    "I just want to tone"

    Then go fucking watch FitTv and quit wasting my fucking time!!
     
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    You're a patient man.
     
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    trancezj New Member

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    she's doing real good though. She's doing squats like she actually knows what she's doing now.
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I wish my girlfriend would take an interest. :hsd:

    She knows better than to argue with me about working out, but about everything else she definatley doesn't hold back. :o

    Lifting without squating is like fucking without cumming? :noes: Best I could come up with in 4 seconds flat.
     
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    :bowdown: I just told that to two of my friends who don't squat. One said 'fuck dude, now I REALLY have to squat.' The other one has just started...
     
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    weights before dates
     
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