LGBT I need help with local street preachers..

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    I need help with the street preacher that is on campus. He is becoming very verbal and I would like to give him a quote that would silence him.

    Any adivce?
     
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    If you don't shut up I'll rape you in a dark alley and give you aids
     
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    Matthew 13:47-50 "Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind: Which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sat down, and gathered the good into vessels, but cast the bad away. So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

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    thats a really good one, i also like saying " well sir are you aware that even the devil can quote the bible? leave me alone satan.... good day!" and if that doesnt work..... tell him your not interested, never will be interested, and then threaten him with bodily harm. and any of you out there who ever saw johhny mnuemonic.... run him over with a truck :big grin:
     
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    Yes... threaten him. That will be sure to change his mind about gays :ugh2:

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    you should print up a sheet of hypocritical/sketchy bible verses then hop on a soapbox right next to him and read one every time he quotes his passages.

    him: |Leviticus 20:13] – "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

    you: and don't forget |Ephesians 6:5] - "5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ."

    when he gets mad at you just say you're trying to help spread the good word and give him a big smile

    keep it up and eventually he'll give up
     
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    or maybe they will fall in love :dunno:
     
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    He's not Catholic. :mamoru:
     
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    CoCo: Heretic! It's God's job to judge, not yours. And you are NOT bettter than God. Stop this sacrilege!
     
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    There, fixed it for you.
     

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