i made a girl pretty mad

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  1. THoC

    THoC New Member

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    maybe not thread worthy but thought i'd share.

    last night me, my gf, and some friends (all girls) went to howl at the moon in tampa.

    im drinking a bucket of LIT when this guy goes up to my gf and says "you here on vacation? are you horny?".

    i just about spit my drink out laughing. she gives him the :ugh: look and turns her back. he leaves.

    were sitting there talking about how awesome a line that was and her sister dares me to pull the line. my gf gives permission.

    i pick the cutest girl there w.o a bf (as far as i could tell).

    after i pull the line she laughs and says that was a clever pick up. i lol.
    then she starts having a convo w. me. i politely excuse myself.
    30 min later or so she comes over and hands me a shot. so i tell her i have a gf and she throws the shot on me for being an asshole. :o

    i laughed bc i sort of deserved it.

    one. how did that line actually work.
    two. i felt really bad. but i honestly didnt think the line would do anything other then her giving me a disgusted look.

    did i deserve what i got?
     
  2. sportsjunkie

    sportsjunkie OT Supporter

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    1. the line worked because most chicks like a guy who is blunt, and she probably thought you were attractive

    2.i don't think you deserved a drink in your face. but if you can laugh about it, then who cares really. you'll never see her again
     
  3. Cobra Commander

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    You are the fucking man
     
  4. jonno

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    :rofl: she probably thought you were laughing with your friends at her expense. I can see why she got pissed. still funny though.
     
  5. D7

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    yes :mamoru:

    I don't think I could throw a drink on anyone :rofl:
     
  6. giz

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    once you could tell she was into you, should have let her know you had a gf and were just trying the line out for shits and giggles
     
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    ps I'm gonna use this tonight :rofl:
     
  8. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    i love it when people post threads spinning a story in one direction, e.g., "I made somebody angry," when the point of the story is that they did something ballsy and awesome.

    it's something i do a lot - but only in the vaginarium - because otherwise it's a "brag" thread. lol. like remember that time Falconer posted a "why I'm awesome" thread? you have to be super-indirect when showing off, otherwise you raise everybody's hackles. which is fucking retarded. you should be able to directly compliment yourself without making everyone else insecure and aggressive.

    but what's the internet for if not to be fucking retarded?

    anyways, this tale of a pick-up line is ftmfw. i am inspired to try this out. i think all the dudes in here - in fact, the girls too :naughty: - should take after the OP and report back in this thread :bigthumb:
     
  9. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :werd:

    :bowdown:
     
  10. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    - you have a great girlfriend (b/c she ok'ed it)
    - you are attractive (b/c the cute girl was upset)
    - you are ballsy and spontaneous
    - you are a great boyfriend (b/c you thought it was hilarious goodness instead of being jealous)

    this is just such a warm and fuzzy post.
     
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    Should have wiggled your way into a threesome homie. And you should have known that no girl goes to Channelside without wanting to get blasted from the back by 3:30 am.
     
  12. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Girl was probably embarrassed as hell.

    I know I would be if a girl said that to me, I came over with a drink, then she said she had a bf who was right there.

    You feel like you've been punked.

    A lot of guys love testing stuff out like this because they think it will be funny and if it doesn't work well FUCK IT, IT'S A JOKE RIGHT?!

    You know, instead of trying out random lines I suggest starting out with what 99% of guys don't already say, which is "hey what's up" or something equally normal.

    I hate lines like that because if they don't work then you can put the blame on something besides yourself and protect your little cutsie wootsy ego.
     
  14. Julius

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    haha, embarrassment spawns all types of shit
     
  15. blue_fox

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    :rofl: awesome
     
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    gettin' all rawrrawr n shit
     
  17. jonno

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    exactly
     
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    lol, about a week ago i was at a bar with a friend of mine and a bunch of her friends. Once of her friends starts giving me shit because all my drinks are being paid for by this girl.

    So I retorted "Are you just pissy because no one's buying you drinks?"

    She fucking flew off the handle. Cussed me out and marched inside to cry on some guys shoulder. A few minutes later she marched back out, informed me that guys buy her drinks all the time, and then marched back inside, still crying. She hadn't had a drink all night (apparently she rarely drinks)

    What the fuck.
     
  19. JohnJohnJohnson

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    © Real Social Dynamics, 2004
     
  20. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :werd: It's pretty interesting.

    It's also interesting to see that, whether PUA or anti-PUA, you're still as preachy as ever.

    And yes, I am insinuating that your posts are the product of some terrible semi-retardation that afflicted you in the recent past. "Semi," because it seems isolated to your thoughts about people - I'm assuming you can still do math, follow basic logic, and oppose organized religion.
     
  21. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl: post results please...
     
  22. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    THoC - a. you are attractive so it probably doesn't matter what comes out of your mouth. b. it is a little out of line to throw a drink/shot at you, actually kinda childish imo...

    :love:
     
  23. bs2100

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    I imagine this line being said by the two guys from Sex Drive that hit on every female in sight.
     
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    I care about what you think of me.

    A lot.
     
  25. JohnJohnJohnson

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    :werd: :run:
     

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