MIL I love LTs

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So this LT left his service dress at work for a long time. Now he, for some reason, has this rack:
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    Edit: This guy is on the wrong end of a prank.
     
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  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    on a simlilar note, our military clothing does not sell the BMT Instructor ribbon or the Recruiting ribbon.
     
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    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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    Man if I knew what that ment I might be offended seeing I leave for OTS in 12 days
     
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    ElCidKid New Member

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    bronze star with a cluster + a purple heart and cluster :wtf:

    edit: was he a prior enlisted para-rescueman?
     
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    ElCidKid New Member

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    if you took ROTC you would know, what you are seeing.:eek3:
     
  7. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Go eat a baby and toughen up, leatherneck.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    No, he was an AF Academy grad and has about one year TIS.

    There is a story of a guy in tech school who went to the military clothing and purchased some medals and ribbons. He wore what he thought was cool looking and was chewed out for being a moron.

    Someone hooked this LT up (without the LT knowing) with these various medals. He has yet to see the service coat, and may not notice the new medals and ribbons. The squadron commander has been notified by me and he thought it was hilarious as I knew he would.

    For anyone not in the service: this medal and ribbon set up is wrong in so many ways, anyone in the service could tell you that it is false advertisement.
     
  9. Team Bob

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    Mmmmm babies. Anyone ever start a dead baby joke thread in here. Or would that be frowned on here.
     
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    :rofl: an e-6 left his dresswhites with ribbons out for a long time so i swapped them to the opposite side along with his nametag / ESWS pin....doubt he will notice next time he wears it lol
     
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    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    Longevity Service Award and Aerial Achievement Medal.
    Nice!!!
     
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    Anytime one of my friends leaves his room unlocked, I sneak in and turn his chevrons upside down and pin them back on. It's hilarious.

    Another fun one is to unscrew their camelback lids to where it is barely sitting on. It's hilarious when they lean over. :)
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    Pic isn't showing here in Iraq but it sounds hilarious! Sad thing is I knew an A1C that had actually earned one hell of an impressive ribbon rack for his rank! After five years in service, getting busted down once, and spending the first four years of his career overseas he had four full rows without an achievement medal or commendation medal. Once he finished up at Honor Guard he got an achievment medal and went blue to green because he was pissed about still being an A1C at five years.
     
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    haha. Im an lt and i find this funny.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    With VALOR!
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    :mepoke:
     
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    Sounds about right for the AF.
     
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    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    dont they get like 3 for shooting a gun ?? and the another for hitting the target ??
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    There are seven in total.
    The first one is for actually touching a weapon.
    The second is for loading the weapon.
    The third one is for firing the weapon.
    The fourth one is for expending all rounds.
    The fifth one is for hitting the target.
    The sixth one is for expert marksmanship.
    The seventh one is for not killing any friendlies.
     
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    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    :eek5:

    fucking amazing
     
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    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    Right place right time I guess. That kid was obsessed with his ribbon rack.
     
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    I'm gonna be a cherry Lt. not to long from now :noes:
     
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    me too
     
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    having actually earned a purple heart i conclude.

    your a douche.
     

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