i know i am healthier...

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  1. shitwaffles

    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    i used to take huge dumps around once a week.

    now that i started working out and eating, i take huge dumps every other day!

    i think im on the right track! :x:
     
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    cool
     
  3. shitwaffles

    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    anyone relate to me?
     
  4. Skeletor

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    every other day? :hsugh:
     
  5. Skeletor

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    You should be shitting every day.


    If you're eating a lot of whole grain and fiber then it shouldn't be a problem. I don't see why it wouldn't want to come out daily.
     
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    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    its a huge shit.
     
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    I shit twice daily dude. wtf is with once a week lol
     
  9. shitwaffles

    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    i ate a whole box of frosted mini wheats in one day... i probably could shit every day, maybe i hold it in because im not used to it. :dunno:
     
  10. Skeletor

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    that's nasty man...



    One shit a day is perfect, right before the shower.... two is nasty cause then you gotta walk around with an unclean asshole for the rest of the day....


    Regardless of how well you wipe, there will still be the bacteria and probably shitty smell if someone stuck their nose in your ass. You never know when a chick is gonna toss ya salad
     
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    i only have to shit every couple of days or so, even then it isn't a lot
     
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    bitches like a little dressing :naughty:
     
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    :rofl:so true. and I know what you mean about the shower then shit. i fucking hate that
     
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    that's how I rate my progress too :eek5:
     
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    shower twice? baby wipes?
     
  16. shitwaffles

    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    baby wipes are required for a hairy ass.

    once you use them, you cant go back to toilet paper. (i cart my own little box of baby wipes around in case of emergency!)
     
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    shitwaffles mother fucking timmy

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    i will keep you guys informed about my bowel movements!
     
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    learn to wash your ass better
     
  19. Skeletor

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    you must not have hair in your asscrack. You have no idea what I go through :wtc:
     
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    I can take 3-4 dumps a day. Im more healthy than you. :naughty:
     
  21. MaineSucks

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    :wtf:

    some of you need more fiber and need to eat more. shitting once a week / not shitting every day? how fucking unhealthy are you fuckers? jesus fuck.
     
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    No...I feel your pain.:wtc:
     
  23. Devil

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    i've taken metamucil and nothing changed. i don't know what's wrong with my digestive track. i've gone to doctors and had tests done and it came up normal. i opted out of getting a colonoscopy :o
     
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    Like clockwork for me. 8:30am at the office. You know, start at 8, log in to the computer, get my coffee/tea, drop it off in my office and make my way to the can.
     
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    I wish I started work at 8...
     
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