So basically this sucks. She came over and we started fooling around. Now i won't try to blame anything on her but it was just a tad better than throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Ya so there's that. Moving on to the one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger, i think i am allergic to Trojan latex condoms. Almost immediately i went soft. I literally had to start fucking her and put one on with lighting speed. It didn't work. My effort makes the "minute man" look like he just climbed Mt. Everest. Hands down the most unfulfilling and unsatisfactory sex ever. And I am pretty pissed about it. I hate you loose pussy and Trojan, you have taken happiness from me. Fuck you both. Oh she was a squirter, which was hot. Though my bed is wet and it wasn't worth it. Last time I dry cleaned my comforter it cost $50. FUCK! Oh fuck ya Family Guy is on!!!