MIL I just got off the phone with the Pentagon and you've all been REASSIGNED!

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  1. willijdub

    willijdub New Member

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    willijub has been promoted to COMMANDER!

    I've generated a Joint Manning Document (JMD) and had it routed through the JCS with approval at the SECDEF level. You will all deploy to Central Asia Theater of Operations in support of ...ME.

    You have been reassigned to form: Combined Joint Task Force Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima (CJT-WTFLOL)

    Commander: TurboManiacal (Hey, Someone has to be in charge...)
    Deputy CDR: ManinCamo

    Command Coffee Bitch
    SW20 Nick

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    -Command Radioman
    --Patch
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    -Armorer
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    -Scout Platoon
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    Military Police Detachment
    PlayingGod (E-3/4)
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    - Corrections
    --jung918


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    (Sappers Lead The Way!)
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    Porn Procurement Program of Record (Works in close concert with College Hot Chick Recruiter Platoon)
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    MIA :)wtc:)
    C5Load


    I'VE CULLED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST TO SERVE ON CJTF-WTFLOL. IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED AN ASSIGMENT POST IN THIS SECTION. WE ARE SEVERELY LIMITED IN SOME SECTIONS. WE NEED YOU TO SERVE ON CJTF-WTFLOL.

    Report no later 10 1800hrs October 2006 to Teh Barracks to ensure accountability. Packing list is as per SOP.

    as commander, my first order will be a moment of silence for those that have fallen.


    now down to business.
    er... hey where are my squad leaders?

    i need volunteers (2 fire teams) to conduct recon of the local area. we will be acting as advon to find the best local intoxication facility. Only real drinkers need volunteer, I will not hesitate to put you on permanent shit burning detail if you cannot hold your liquor. volunteer sign in below.

    Fire team alpha.
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    fire team bravo
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  2. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    i'd like to volunteer for the position of "what the fuck does that guy actually do?"

    i have 7.5 years experience of occupying myself and flying under the radar with brief moments in the spotlight; both positive and negative. i make really good coffee and know how to unjam a printer, and i've been known to say things that leave people wondering what just happened while i sneak away.

    /awesome resume
     
  3. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    aka asst boat pilot. Done.
     
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    Fearan Guest

    Any Liaison posn avail? :hsd:
     
  5. Rodthrower18

    Rodthrower18 New Member

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    I don't wanna play war with you guys anyway, im telling mommy *runs off to inforpics* :rofl: :rofl: my names not on the list u bastard :squint:
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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  8. Rodthrower18

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    Me to it's wat im good at, i got started at an early age, made my first "crater" at the tender age of 5 with a cherry bomb, then I moved up to M80s and the like as time progressed, did you know u can make a crude shape charge with those fuckers ?? July 4th fuckin rocks !!!
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Private 06 reporting for duty.
     
  10. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    You didn't post in the who are you thread then. :o
     
  11. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Canadian Fires Liason Officer for Amoured Section?
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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  13. Rodthrower18

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    Guess I didnt lmao but seriously most ppl know me in here, Ossifer gonnabe (yea i stole ur word Jyoker) has trouble with school money likes to talk shit about shit, gets a hard on for explosive, jets and GTOs, u know th rest.
     
  14. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Oh yeah...you've automatically been assigned to Hot College Girls Recruiting Team
     
  15. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    This has not been a good week for Turbo.
     
  16. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    I'll let you and nixxy head the CJTF-WTFLOL FRG STAT
     
  17. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I need a :runforcover: smilie :noes:
     
  18. Rodthrower18

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    Ok so i gotta test drive each of the new recruits then correct ? :naughty:
     
  19. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    If you want to keep your job.
     
  21. Rodthrower18

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    So theres a couple sittin across from this workstation...:o
     
  22. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I only got one email from you, and it didn't appear to require a reply. :dunno:
     
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    i'd like to go. i am good with computers, especially using them at work like i am right now...
     
  24. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    You look like a badass. I'm assigning you to DarkPhantom for a little while to further badasstardize you.
     

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