willijub has been promoted to COMMANDER! I've generated a Joint Manning Document (JMD) and had it routed through the JCS with approval at the SECDEF level. You will all deploy to Central Asia Theater of Operations in support of ...ME. You have been reassigned to form: Combined Joint Task Force Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima (CJT-WTFLOL) Commander: TurboManiacal (Hey, Someone has to be in charge...) Deputy CDR: ManinCamo Command Coffee Bitch SW20 Nick Command Driver (PSD) SiegG -Command Radioman --Patch -Command Vehicle Maint Section NCOIC --Mr Fukyerdoder iFly Platoon Leader brackac Military Systems Analysis: (Responsible for the administration of the K.I.S.S. principle. The "Why") EYOB "That Guy" (Responsible for being "That Guy" who noone knows his first name.) mikdavi84 Political Advisor (POLAD) smokie700 -Translators --aphoric --FSTMX5 LT Lost Platoon Leader SweetDaddyO Infantry: DaRkPhAnToM (PSG) -Acting Radioman --SeaMack99 bigfodee (1st Sqd) RoblesGT (1st Sqd) GiRaff3 (1st Sqd) (BMM) Accord (1st Sqd) Twisted STI (Team Leader - 2nd Sqd) Swoop411 (2nd Sqd) Pusan (2nd Sqd) hooahrcr (BMM) (2nd Sqd) Vagitarian (3rd Sqd) The Weasel (BMM) (3rd Sqd) DSHR (BMM) (3rd Sqd) Urizen Lord (3rd Sqd) -Armorer --ooorah2111 -Scout Platoon --KilgoreTrout19D (PSG) --ReefBlue --LanceUppercut (BMM) --:2006: (BMM) Armored Platoon nerfball -Canadian Fires Liason Officer --Fearan Artillery: FSO - MumblingJoe169 signal Military Police Detachment PlayingGod (E-3/4) Panda aftershock- l4zy Roshambo - Corrections --jung918 Combat Engineer Team (Sappers Lead The Way!) Ranger-AO kidhero The Militant USMC7684 Direwolf Secret Services Division i_is_surf TRN gtcrispy geekboy Power Generation / Cool Boom Toys kazimer (OIC) the raging enigma (NCOIC) Ranger-AO Zourn (Navy E-4) Crucial Fiction Mitsukillinsi Motá CJTF-J4 Insdav3 scottiemac CJTF-J6 - TurboManiacal J6 Primary Staff Jyokker (E-5) (networks NCOIC) galek_spoo (networks) brownfield (reachback) andymodem (networks) evan2 (helpdesk NCOIC) itski (helpdesk) Transmissions Systems Platoon Dementio reygarcia - Lead Network Planner --fintheman --Vendetta --Teh Legacy Helicopter Bus Driving Platoon burton564 -Loading Director --Zee -Helicopter Maint Section --Coben Majere Cessna Landing Crew: clever_username mrduke (launch / landing pad - submarine adaptation crew) Cessna Maintenance Crew: PepsiShine insomnia BlackHBDX Jeg1983 liberals=whiner Vlachen Boat Pilot Division 202 Stroker Drunk Bastard Audio (HMFIC - In Training) dubrocker Solus Emsu (Damage Control) -Search & Rescue --bloodred83 (NCOIC) Religious Services Branch chamorita College Hot Chick Recruiter Platoon David UNORugby Rodthrower18 Porn Procurement Program of Record (Works in close concert with College Hot Chick Recruiter Platoon) widds2v MIA wtc C5Load I'VE CULLED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST TO SERVE ON CJTF-WTFLOL. IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED AN ASSIGMENT POST IN THIS SECTION. WE ARE SEVERELY LIMITED IN SOME SECTIONS. WE NEED YOU TO SERVE ON CJTF-WTFLOL. Report no later 10 1800hrs October 2006 to Teh Barracks to ensure accountability. Packing list is as per SOP. as commander, my first order will be a moment of silence for those that have fallen. now down to business. er... hey where are my squad leaders? i need volunteers (2 fire teams) to conduct recon of the local area. we will be acting as advon to find the best local intoxication facility. Only real drinkers need volunteer, I will not hesitate to put you on permanent shit burning detail if you cannot hold your liquor. volunteer sign in below. Fire team alpha. 1. 2. 3. 4. fire team bravo 5. 6. 7. 8.