I just found out my gf if a shemale

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  1. hulk hogan

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    I went to go eat her out and I saw she had a penis. I ran and left. She keeps trying to call me. What should I do?
     
  2. BATMANs

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    or is it a large clit?

    if that is the case she might carry the DNA for a large penis son.

    get her pregnant and u'll have a horseman of a son.

    besides, it make licking her clit easier to find and lick.

    u don't have to rummage past the little red riding hood and piss flaps.....
     
  3. mastaofmurda

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    are you sure its a penis?
     
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    purplebeast The depths of hell and endless torture await all h

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    You playing right?

    You never fingered her, or flet her up? Or noticed she had a buldge whenever she got exticed cuz u guys were making out?

    If you fir real, you are a much better man than me. I would punch and kick his faggot as until I had not ounce of energy left in me.
     
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    Cruise New Member

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    Keep running :hsd:
     
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    this has to be a joke. nobody is this stupid
     
  8. Elite Hippo

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    My friend had this happen to him about a year and a half ago. Still laugh about how dumb he is.
     
  9. hulk hogan

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    no bs. he/she takes off her clothes right before. and i see a penar. fucking worst thing ever. its calling me. i should send it something in the mail.
     
  10. afterShock81

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    wow........
     
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    how long have y'all been dating?
     
  12. themacstallion

    themacstallion The electric sheep are dreaming up your fate

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    :rofl: @ "it"
     
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    i sense a bit of shennanigans in this post, but none the less, you are officially gay for kissing it...
     
  14. Fase

    Fase Your Face, In A Pickle Jar.

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    :rofl: No fucking way :rofl:
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    apparently its ben over boyfriend time
     
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    There is at least 2 ppl in the world who are - this dude, and a guy i know.
    My mate's brother/sister (was a guy, got chopped) did the unthinkable and seduced one of our mates. Fukin dirty shit, our mate got with 'it', got head off it, and I'm not sure if he went down on it, but either way... he got physical (no sex).

    Now im not sure if u can instantly tell when looking at a post-op tranny, but when some dick-head broke the news to him, it shattered his confidence. Ive never seen anyone shout that crazy before, or pull so much hair out of his head. So if at the moment you are thinking ur life is over, it can happen to the best of us... its the damn tranny's fault you feel like that, not urs... so just take it with a grain of salt, don't tell ANYONE about it!! (and i mean that shit) not even a: "funny story guys..."

    They should really have a tattooo saying POST _ OP TRANNY on their forehead, so normal ppl can steer the ffuck away from them... just coz they think they are women, doesn't mean they are - not even scissors can change that...

    I also agree with purplebeast - if that happened to me - it would be a man to man physical assualt. she aint no girl - shes a guy, therefore u are entitled to do as you would if some homo came up to you at a straight bar and started kissing you.
     
  19. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    Typical OT. People born with a deformity are no long people but an IT.

    Ya'll are so understanding and compassionate.
     
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    :werd: There are actually upwards of 5 genders in humans, but most of them are written of as deformities and defects. A lot of post-ops looked and acted (and effectively, were) just like females even before the surgery, they just happened to have the wrong parts.

    That being said, I would have probably freaked out in your situation. As akward and dificult as it would have been, she really should have told you before.
    Tough situation. :(
     
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    did u tell She-Ra to go fuck herself right before the door hit u in the back of ur head? ;)
     
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    okita1 Great spirits have always encountered violent oppo

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    fuck that shit.. theres a differnce between some wheelchair bound handicap kid and someone who has a fucking cock and isnt fucking honest. now while i doubt the authenticity of this story.. if it ever happened to me that fucking guy wouldn't need a surgery to get his shit removed cause after i was done puking my fucking brains out i'd cut his lil pecker off.... and then probably go puke some more
     
  24. RockChick

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    I assume he picked up his "gf" in a club, took her home to have some fun and OMFG, she had a penis...

    I can't imagine any other way tho... to be honest.
     
  25. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    You know, maybe this guy who posted was SUCH a dick in the first place, that s/he set him up purposely. I mean, you would think that if you got so involved with someone as to call her GF, you would think he really cared. Then that other person would feel confident enough to open up about such a strangeness before such a shock could happened. But obviously, this guy couldn't handle it and his shallowness was probably very apparent in other ways.

    So dang, good set up!
     
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