I just bought Russian Bear :eek:

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  1. GymFlorida

    GymFlorida Guest

    I had to backorder Serious Mass since they didnt have it, so in the meantime I picked something with the most calories and the only thing above 1000 per serving was Russian Bear...

    Should I prepare to be on the toilet all night?
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Well you don't drink it all at once.
     
  3. GymFlorida

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    I know....should I split it up into two 2500 calorie shakes?
     
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    wtf's russian bear? I thought you just mispelt beer =/
     
  5. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I thought you were supposed to mix up one serving then drink it over the course of the day, adding 2500 calories over time.
     
  6. GymFlorida

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    wtf? how many servings are in this thing?

    it says 5 scoops per serving, which is 2600 calories without the milk, and 5000 calories with a gallon of milk.
     
  7. GymFlorida

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    holy shit the scoops are huge, theres only about 3 servings per 4lb tub
     
  8. GymFlorida

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    i guess im going to just take half a serving per day, so thats 2500 calories throughout the day + regular food
     
  9. tryfuhl

    tryfuhl New Member

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    it's less calorically dense than nlarge if i recall correctly
     
  10. GymFlorida

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    I took nlarge2, tastes like shit

    russian bear smells like shit
     
  11. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Because it contains real russian bears.
     
  12. GymFlorida

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    in soviet russia, russian bear drinks you
     
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    coldfusion 21st Century Digital Boy

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    I actually miss my Nlarge2 shakes. :wtc:
     
  14. Filmboy44

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    fuck russian bear its a waste of money. Go with teh ON Serious Mass...I break it up into 4 scoops throughout the day and i'm fine.


    only thing is that there are only 8 servings in the huge container :ugh2:
     
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    The scoops for russian bear are so fucking huge and it tastes really nasty.
     
  16. GymFlorida

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    i hate these small serving sizes :o
     
  17. GymFlorida

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    actually this is the best tasting shake i've had (the chocolate)
     
  18. GymFlorida

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    oh shit, i just finished half a glass and already feel like i have to take a massive shit
     
  19. Filmboy44

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    yeah all these huge containers are like 1 serving :rofl:
     
  20. michael

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    muscle milk for teh win
     
  21. GymFlorida

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    i feel sick


    this stuff is cheap
     
  22. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    rofl.. i wonder why :hsugh:
     
  23. GymFlorida

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    i have the worst stomach ache ever from this stuff

    i've been on the toilet for 30 minutes
     
  24. GymFlorida

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    definately stay away from russian bear :ugh:

    unless you are a 6'6" 300 pound russian dude
     
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