FRK I just bought a cyberskin masterbator thing

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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    funny story. (Note: I'm in a cast)

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    this is close to what i got

    The broken hand was a great excuse. Everyone just figured I was left handed lol

    i was gonna buy some piece of shit, i took them to the front, asked the dude some questions, the girl that worked there chimed in and was talkin about cyber skin and all that shit. She says "fuck lets open them, i'll show you." and opened them up one of them was kinda small she looks at me and goes "looks like these would be too small"

    the guy at the counter looked at my hand and was like "you only gonna use it for a short time or you want a lasting product. lol


    The guy goes "you know so much you help him." so she came from behind the counter and we went to the pocket pussy section, i was crackin jokes and all sorts of shit. it was hilarious.

    i got in such a convo with the girl we weren't even looking at products she goes "not to be discusting, but...someone's fly is down."

    I just said "I got 1 hand! What do you want? I have a hard time buttoning my pants let alone a fly!"

    she coulda help'd but i might of been shy

    she said "you should come back more frequently" and then corrected herself and said "people like you should come in more frequently"

    I ask what she was doin after close. She said visiting her boyfriend, so i dropped it. She kept flirting pretty heavily.

    i asked if people come in and talka bout loving products. she said no, they only complain like they bring back dildo's and expect them to take them back she says "i don't wanna shake your hand let alone touch your used dildo"

    when i was leaving she asked my name, i gave it, i asked for hers she said she doesn't give it to customers cause they are creepy. but she gave it to me anyway. told me to come back soon.

    I think the b/f was a cover.

    Should I go back?
     
  2. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    go back, fuck her with used dildo
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    lol
     
  4. Pringles

    Pringles New Member

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    1. You should've been really polite and said. "Could you please get my fly this time. I'd hate to go ask the man behind the counter to help." Or say don't be shy or something.
    2. the bf was a cover. ALWAYS assume it is. They will let you know when you've gone to far. She was just seeing if your a tool or not.

    All in all good shit. Never pulled chicks when I had a cast. I think you have a strong chance.
     
  5. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I definitely had a shot, but didn't totally want it. I got interest elsewhere but it was great for the ego.
     
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    sex toy girl would be a good fling though...
     
  7. VibraNation

    VibraNation www.VibraNation.com

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    Imagine the hook up's you would get. haha.
     
  8. Bubba Atlantis

    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    So kids, have your mother and I ever told you about when we first met?

    Well, I was shopping for a sex toy one night and she was kind enough to show me some great pussy. Your mother was very helpful...


    Hmmm, maybe not
     
  9. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Thawingpotion New Member

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    I can't believe you're admitting you bought a plastic pussy, you have balls. Balls that will be quickly drained by a plastic pussy you bought with the excuse, "I broke my hand".
     
  11. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    why wouldn't he admit it? I think you might be in the wrong section if you have this opinion of buying sex toys...
     
  12. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Whats to be ashamed of? I've not gotten laid in a while and I don't fuck dirty bar sluts. I'm keepin myself clean, disease free and moderately entertained.

    Don't be so closed minded.
     
  13. JoJoBee

    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    How was it???
     
  14. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    not bad, but not as good as real sex. it beats masturbating...my dick keeps popping out the back.

    I'm too big :(
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::bowdown:
     
  16. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    LOL! Yeah, who complains about being too big?
     
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    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    lol :( I do :(.....actually I say that I am small and wouldn't mind being a bit bigger. I would prefer 9 instead of 8, but still...near the top. My cousin is Nine. Don't ask how I know that :mamoru:
     
  18. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I'm not 9 and prolly not 8 but i'm not bad off in the least. When I talk to people about it I say "I'm no porn star but I got nothin to be worried about"
     
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    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    Bugalu OT Supporter

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    so are you going to go back and visit the store again?
     
  21. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    what store did you go to?
     
  22. Bubba Atlantis

    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    He's gotta go. His future wife is there.

    It would be funny though. Seeing her.

    Girl: 'so, how have you found the toy?'

    Vulgar: 'not bad, but not as good as the real thing'

    Girl: 'yeah, toys can not take the place of the real thing'

    Vulgar: 'yeah and the fact that I keep popping out the back :('

    Girl: 'oh really :naughty:'

    Vulgar: 'I just wish I could find a pussy that I do not pop out of the back of'

    Girl Giggles: 'Well maybe I can help you with that'

    And...END SCENE :rofl::rofl:
     
  23. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    44th and University in Lauderhill. Right down the block from Piper High.
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    ah.
     
  25. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    HAHAHHAHAHA

    Like I said, I have interest elsewhere.

    Though that would be exactly how the conversation would go.
     

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