I highly recommend this post work out stress relief method

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  1. Abomb

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    1.Upon completing your intense work out, return to your domicle and take a nice warm/cool shower.

    2. Lay down on the ground on your back.

    3. Have your girlfriend put her asshole and pussy in your face while she reaches her head towards your johnson. Make sure that bitch is clean too.

    4. Have her alternate between licking your asshole, taint, and nuts while simultaneously jerking you off and switching off between doing this and her giving you a sloppy spitty gaggy blowjob.

    5. Bust huge load in your preferred location.

    6. Post in this thread with your results and amount of stress that was relieved.
     
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    You keep posting about your girlfriend, how you pound her and have seizures in bed....I don't know if you've ever posted pics of her or not, but I think now would be an appropriate time.
     
  3. Abomb

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    well im waiting to do that in another thread idea I have that will be a picture thread for all to share but i dont want to spring it on OTFN too soon or say what it is because i know someone will steal it from me
     
  4. evolude

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    did you just discover sex?
     
  5. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    Beating you to thread idea:

    "Post pics of your sexually frustrated SOs"
     
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    man, the other day i had sex,
     
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    +1, whats up with this dude subtly trying to brag?
     
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    abombs cool but this is a ugh thread
     
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    did you try this post work out stress relief method?
     
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    no but thats a good one :rofl:
     
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    When I get out of the gym the only thing I want to do is sleep.
     
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    i should make that step 7
     
  13. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Abomb has a poor track record of coming through on pics so I wouldn't hold your breath.

    I think there's been about 8 pic requests of various things and abomb has came through on about 0 of those requests. :mamoru:
     
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    i prefer a cool shower
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Me too her titties felt like a bag of sand.
     
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    you realize I posted the jizz pic right? :bowrofl:
     
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    edited for elite :bowdown:
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Did you?

    Where, I'm gonna go post it in the closet and see if they appreciate it. :bowrofl:
     
  19. HorseDick

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    :bowrofl:
     
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    hey hey hey ive borked my share of women
     
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    i wish i knew what this "sex" was which you people speak of
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Is there a place I can visit for the learning of this "sex?"
     
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    I'm glad to have found FN and abomb, without it, I would not know of these things

    abomb comes from a long line of body builders in his family tree so we have much to learn
     
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    finally i get the respect that i have tried so hard to earn / deserve :bowdown::bowdown:
     
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