I heard creatine causes kidney failure

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  1. Swipe

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    I wanted to start using creatine, but I was told it causes kidney failure. Is this true? Also, I'm 18, is it too early to start using creatine?
     
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    i OD'ed on creatine......doc said my kidney wasnt functioning at 100 percent.....this is about 4 months of od'ing......got off the creatine now im aaa-okay.
     
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    ummm, so dont OD and you're fine...
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Hi my name is cavefish and I'm a creaholic.

    It all started when I saw an ad in a Muscle and Fitness magazine. I saw a celltech ad where some fat guy named Jay Cutler had gotten ripped in just 8 weeks. I didn't know it but I was hooked, I just had to get some creatine so I could be big and huge. My addiction started slowly, first I got a small tub of plain monohydrate which worked good for a while, but pretty soon I wasn't feeling the pump so I upped the dosage and started buying Cell-Tech. Pretty soon I was loading with 50g a day and taking 10g before and after a workout. I thought that was enough, but it wasn't.

    Soon I started injecting my creatine for better absorption. I was pinning myself several times a day with extremely high dosages, but thats the price you gotta pay to be a monster. After a few weeks of this I could finally curl the 30's and my biceps were gettin swole. When I stepped out of my Civic with altezzas all the girls would stare at the guns coming out of my sleeveless shirt.

    But then something horrible happened, I started getting this pain in my side and started pissing out blood. People had tried to warn me that creatine was going to mess me up but I told them I could quit any time I wanted to and that it was just a harmless supplement. Fuck it, I just upped my water intake to 12 gallons a day. Sometimes I would piss my pants but I didn't care.

    Eventually my kidney's just stopped working altogether, so I sold them on the black market for money to buy more creatine. When that money ran out my parents kicked me out of the house and now I'm sucking dicks on the street to feed my habit. Now when I go to the gym I wheel a dialysis machine around with me and just pour 2lbs of CEE in it when its cleaning my blood. Bad for you? Maybe, but thats what you gotta do when you want to be the best.

    No pain, no gain.
     
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    so then i should use creatine, but not too much or i'll have to suck dicks. gotcha.
     
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    :rofl: these stories in the last couple of days are great. Still nothing will ever compare to that animal pak one yesterday
     
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    Drink water.
     
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