MMA I have until May 2nd to learn how to kickbox

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  1. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    Someone EDU me on "full contact" rules :wiggle:
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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  3. Optamix

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    I texted my GF and told her I was kickboxing. She texted back "are you any good at that"

    I responded with "define "good""

    I got back "oh this is going to be lulzy isn't it?"
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    by girlfriend do you mean Jeff?

    Actually sounds like a good idea. Good luck.
     
  5. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    No, I have a real life non laney GF. Aren't you guys proud :mamoru:
     
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    Is it bad form to request to fight a white guy?
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Nice work on the non laney gf.

    I got no idea on kickboxing I just kick, knee and punch the other guy. Im sure theres alot more to it then that.
     
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    I figure I just have to hit him more than he hits me, right?

    If I get in trouble I'll just jump guard and triangle.
     
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    1) congrats on the non laney gf, saw the pics you had on facebook (yest i'm a FB stalker when i'm at work)

    2) why did you sign up for something you have no experience in?
     
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    I have some experience...like MMA stand up. I've won a few toughman like things.

    I don't know, bored. Want to fight but don't want to jack up my MMA record by fighting with out training at a gym. I could give a fuck less about a kickboxing record.

    So I'll go and punch and kick this guy until one of us falls down.

    *edit*

    I also FB stalk all the time.
     
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    well try hitting a banana tree a bunch of times

    :dunno:
     
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    I actually have one of those in my front yard(In MS). I have NO IDEA why my dad planted in :mamoru:
     
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    are elbows permitted? :noes:
     
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    I sent him a message that said I would like to fight Thai rules. 12's, no head gear or shin guards and be able to clinch and knee. Seems more fun to me :dunno:
     
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    I have a choke cherry tree in my backyard. If you want help on your bjj you're free to use it
     
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    i have a date palm tree.....shit drops the dates all over my car...:squint:
     
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    We get 3 inch Bananas off our tree, even though it's all huge. Its worthless and just a pain to cut around.
     
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    Killyin Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.

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    check leg kicks.
     
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    this has all the makings for failz
     
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    Will have video for cage amusement.
     
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    until my first tournament video
     
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    facebook addy?
     
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    Tim, please:

    1. Find a direction.

    2. Head in that direction.
     
  25. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Holy shit I just came in here to congratulate Timmy on the new girlfriend. She sounds funny with the lulzy because she's right :rofl::rofl::bowdown: I already like her.


    Best of luck Timmeh, and no you aren't going to master it, but if you put a lot of time into it you might at least get some of the form down, but who knows if it'll come out during the fight :wavey: Just don't throw any Elbows or Knee's and you should be good.
     

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