MIL I have seen more cocks than a Tijuana whore.

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Dear diary, this was the worst day of my life. I was tagged for piss test duty. So pretty much my job all day was to watch guys piss into little bottles. I had one guy who kept yankin his jergin while he was pissing. I gave the :ugh: face to the other piss-test-duty-guy and he started laughing out loud. One guy said "This sucks" and I asked him if he wanted to switch places, "I'll piss and go back to work, while you can observe these other guys." He declined the offer. The only saving grace was the people I had to do the duty with. They made the time fly by.
     
  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Four bottles of Viagra and the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders could not get a rise out of me today.
     
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    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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    that sucks
     
  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Oh yeah, and a 2Lt from my unit was selected to observe penii as well.
     
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    guess this is what they mean with "lead by example"
     
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    :noes: :greddy2: I'm just under 2 years from commission...
     
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    Heh, everytime we have UAs the "inspectors" never actually watch us piss. They just kind of stand behind us. It's hard to pee with someone staring at your pee-pee :hs:
     
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    o shit, what was it just random
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    the ones selected to watch were picked because none of us had done it before.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    The guy in charge of it told us that if someone adultered a sample, and we didn't catch it that we could be held responsible for it. I doubt there would be much they could do, at most dereliction of duties.
     
  11. :ugh: dont ask dont tell
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Not when you have a piss test prosthetic.
     
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    had a guy on our boat that the corpmen suspected was using one , they solved the problem by waking him up in the middle of the night and having him take a piss test as soon as he stepped out of the rack . problem solved , one less shitbag on board .
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I was amazed at how many guys put it into the bottle. I have never stuck my dick into the bottle. To each his own I guess.
     
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    it's not possible to do anyway. :rofl:
     
  17. :greddy:
     
  18. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    so that's a yes then...got it
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    :rofl:

    I've heard some ingenious stories to get out of whiz quizzes when I was LimDu working in Squadron Medical:o.

    Some guy got called one morning...nobody could find him all day until about 3pm...and when he peed it was crystal clear :hsugh::o
     
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    do you see them in your sleep now :mamoru:
     

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