I have no game

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  1. rnikec

    rnikec JINGMAO

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    Yo so i basically have an eye out for this lifegaurd at the day camp i work with. The thing is i know nothing about her and i see her at one time of the day.. dismissal. Today as i was talkign to my friend getting ready to dipset, he pointed her out and i was like yea shes really cute loud as hell. ( i do this a LOT)
    Well the next thing that happened was rain falling down and she decided to join everyone in the canopy thingy. Instead of sitting somewhere else ( open seats ) she sat right next to me which gave me the :noes:.
    I'm a very bashful guy and when a remotely cute/hot girl comes near me i do get nervous. So basically the whole time me and my friend were conversing and i was spitting out stupid words and slurring baddly. You could tell i was kinda blah.
    So my question to the vag is, instead of being a pussy, how can i introduce myself to a girl i really dont know but want to know.
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Say "hey, I'm ______. Come here often?"
     
  3. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    it rarely gets better than that, but it wasn't about having no game. you just had no guts. you're not going to get any without practice by putting yourself out there. today i clammed up myself. it happens. your problem now is that she might not think that you like her or what you said earlier was just a joke. so you kinda have to prove to her that it wasnt because she's unlikely to show any interest anymore until you make some kind of bold move to get her attention.
     
  4. Hahawhat?

    Hahawhat? New Member

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    How about you say, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" when she goes :hsugh: or :ugh: you then proceed with "Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm..........." and go from there. It has had pretty good results
     
  5. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    "Hi, I'm rnikec"

    Keep it simple. Get her talking and be a good listener.
     
  6. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    It's as simple as that my friend
     
  7. Mr J

    Mr J New Member

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    :rofl: i doubt this would work.
     
  8. kiri

    kiri New Member

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    you: "crazy weather this year!"
    her: "i know, right?"
    you: "hi, i'm ___"
    *shake hands, begin conversing*
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    God I hate that opening. It makes me :rolleyes: at this point instead of laugh
     
  10. Mopar03

    Mopar03 73-9 OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    can always fake drowning and when she gives you rescue breathing, you make out with her
     
  12. Dweezil

    Dweezil New Member

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    1) people are people - some have different exterior features
    2) conversation is conversation
    3) talk about anything. weather. sports. the redheaded kid under the canopy with you
    4) see #1
     
  13. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    recite bearfantasy.txt
     
  14. cptn. wagen

    cptn. wagen New Member

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    i've been way over thinking it!:rofl:
     
  15. BlackIce72

    BlackIce72 New Member

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    "You know I saw you doing a rain dance earlier... but I can keep a secret."

    then whip your dick out


    no for real just say "oh hey I'm xyz, I think you work here but we haven't met"
     
  16. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    Well you can simply ask how long she has been a lifeguard... or how long she has done the day camp thing. Once you talk to her you will end up talking again and again.... you have the rest of summer to work your game... dont jump the gun and rush it...
     

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