I have an interview to be a bouncer tomorrow :mamoru: true story

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  1. Grouch

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    Should I crunk the managers hand and tell him I know how to hit hard and hit first?
     
  2. Ilyusha

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    I got an offer to be a bouncer a few weeks ago.. :mamoru:
     
  3. Grouch

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    Its a place called Blowfish in Santa Row for the bay area folk. They play techno music and anime.

    get to bounce little azns.

    ibtheyalllooklikepreemo
     
  4. Dunken

    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    no, you're not there to fight. a good bouncer stops fights before they start. if he asks you what do you do in case of a fight, you always get the people outside first. never hit anyone inside, they must always be outside.
     
  5. Grouch

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    But what if buff film makers actafoo in my club :hs:
     
  6. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    At what, a retirement home?
     
  7. Ilyusha

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    Bouncers aren't always enormous guys with tats and shit, mangaloid. Just ask Grouch. :noes:
     
  8. Grouch

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    shut the fuck up you ugly little Dago.
     
  9. MikeTheVike1

    MikeTheVike1 OT Supporter

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    its not as fun as it sounds. I didn't bounce, but I worked at this club. The pay isn't great, and the hours blow. I did meet some interesting people...I met this guy who was going to throw a party after the club closed. he was like "come to my party I'll get girls for all of you!"

    I never went, but I saw him on the news like maybe 6 months later getting arrested for rape charges, and running a prostitution ring which included girls age 15-23...sure wish I would have went to that party, lol
     
  10. Ilyusha

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    :mamoru:

    Various places, actually.. it would be an on call thing.. I'd get an offer to work a venue one night and I'd work it if I could/wanted to. No contract, various hours. Side job type of deal..
     
  11. Dunken

    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    ha ha ha. trick another bouncer tought me. there was a poll on the way out, he would 'trip' into it with the guy infront of him on his way out.
     
  12. Dunken

    Dunken Welcome to the team.

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    thats a security guard
     
  13. Ilyusha

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    I'd be working the door/VIP area/etc. If I have to bounce people, I can. :dunno: Whatever it's called, it's not a bad gig for one weeknight per week..
     
  14. Grouch

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    It would be Thursday-Saturday 9pm-2am :hs:
     
  15. Ilyusha

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    Damn.. there go your weekend nights out.
     
  16. Grouch

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    well those are the night clubs need people.
     
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    how can you be 1/5th italian
     
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    both your parents are mixed and a midget is somehow involved :confused:
     
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    IByoukicksomeoneoutandtheydrivebyinaferrariandflipyouoff
     
  21. Filmboy44

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    why do you always got to take a cheap shot at me?
     
  22. uf20wop

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    i resent that comment :o

    RACISM BAN! :fawk:

    :mamoru:
     
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    wtf is anime music? haha
     
  24. KingGargantuan

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    sounds like fun.

    keep us posted if you get hired.

    in the main forum.

    :fawk:
     
  25. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    must be a shortage of bouncers
     
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