FRK I have a serious question about Gerbils/Hampsters in the ass. PLEASE answer!

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  1. MmmBeer

    MmmBeer New Member

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    Ok, I get a lot of things that I dont do. People love gay sex. I dont do it, but I understand it. On that note, what is the deal with people putting gerbils or rodents up their asses? I had a convo with a friend and honestly together we were worthless when it came to even understanding. If anyone has any serious info on this it would be cool. It's like the LAST sexual thing I can't wrap my head around. I have no desire to do this, but I would like to know. Tried the net but only porn sites come up. I know weird question right? But thats why I came to freaky to post this. I hope SOMEONE can shed some light on this!
     
  2. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    I don't think it's rodent specific pleasure.
    It's more a "hey I like the wiggling feeling" type thing.
    *cough*
    or so I hear anyway.
    Perhaps fingers don't do it for some people.
    They need cold noses as well...
     
  3. Improvolone

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    Lil claws scratching at your rectal walls don't get you going?
    Diffrent strokes
     
  4. Suicide Pinai

    Suicide Pinai flawed if i'm not free

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    dont they usually die in there?
     
  5. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    in all my years of being a Freak and a fag hag i STILL have never known anyone to have actually done it or even have any friends that have known anyone to have done that.

    Either way, it's intnded to have that squirming, wiggling sensation, i think. to be honest, were is the fun in having a gerbil or whatever inthere with it's diseases and germs and ickiness...
     
  6. nosaj

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    don't be a sissy, get yourself a badger!! :naughty:
     
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    i always thought that this was just some sort of sick joke that spread around on the internet like too much porn.
    i never thought that people actually do this... and i still don't. i think its just hooey (and no, i don't want to see any porn sites that prove that it happens just in case any of you know of any)
    IMHO... its gross, and not just because its weird but because i have a particular affinity for small animals and the thought of someone putting one in their ass and then the poor thing gouging huge bleeding canals in your small intestines trying to get out is just not appealing to me in any way, shape, or form.

    /rant :big grin:
     
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    Yeah seriously, im starting to think its fake too. I know people are into pain stuff but to have a hampster try to bite and scratch its way out of your ass just doesn't seem like something ANYONE would like. I mean ive seen some crazy shit on the net in my years. Snakes in ass/pussy, horses, dogs, anything weird you name it but I have NEVER seen the this whole gerbil phenom.

    I am still kinda not sure if it happens or not but there was an episode on south park about it and countless movies that have it in there. The people are always portrayed as homosexuals though....hmmmmmm I really wanna find out!
     
  10. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Oh my god! This person is from Salt Lake City! :hs:

    "In retrospect, lighting the match was my biggest mistake. But i was only trying to retrieve the gerbil.":rofl: :rofl:
     
  11. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I know! I was like, "WTF?" :rofl:

    edit---OMG this guy is cracking up. :rofl: Funny.
     
  12. BaneBoi

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    Classic.

    :bigthumb:
     
  13. purplebeast

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    Isnt richard gere into this sort of thing? Im pretty sure I read it somewhere.
     
  14. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Yes because whatever you read is always true.
     
  15. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    That is way too funny, having Mr Rayford read that helped though it didnt need much. The logic of the two men in the story is absolutely baffling though.
     
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    Heard it was also Mel Gibson. :mamoru:

    I also hear that people enjoy this activity because when the rodents start dying, they also start twitching.

    I think I have read this story a long time ago in a Darwin Awards book. But sometimes the stories are true, sometimes they are real. :dunno:
     
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    Maybe if you had em declawed first??? :dunno: :mamoru:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Armaggeddon!!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  19. cjj92yj

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    Wonder why they didn't read that story in the Salt Lake Tribune or the Deseret News? Prolly too afraid to post that in the papers our our religous community! Funny nonetheless.
     
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    The reasoning behind this(what I have heard) is when you put the gerbil in there the gases in your body cause the rodent to start to go into convulsions. which in turn creates pleasure for the person. This is just what I heard, no way in hell I could consider doing this and don't know anyone that has or admitted to it. The match is used to show light for the gerbil to get out.
     
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    Gerbils! Gerbils! Gerbils!

    "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
     
  22. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Our city could use a story like this. ;)
     
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    :rofl:
     
  24. Shadygirl

    Shadygirl Love is Life and Happiness

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    I heard that people declaw and de-tooth the animal first and then tie it inside a condom.....But I dunno, like you guys I'm baffled.

    And what the hell are you talking about snakes in there????? Please explain. That's just really scary.
     
  25. Improvolone

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    I've seen snakes.
    Other animals too, but yea... never a rodent.
     

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