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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    (This isn't really an FS topic but I'm not a vaginarium guy so I'll spill it here.)

    You hook up with a girl for the first time and you cum too quick (10-15min). God it makes me crazy.

    I like to stand. Why couldn't I just stand? Why do I have to kneel? I know It makes me closer. I'll bend at the waste.

    She is hot and the sex was good while it lasted but I was kneeling and I cum to quick when I kneel. When I stand I last much longer.

    I feel like a chump.

    I suck.

    She was happy with it (at least to my face) wants me to contact her tomorrow etc.. but I'm unhappy with my performance.
     
  2. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I dunno why i last so much shorter on my knees than when I stand but it sucks.

    I'm very unhappy.

    I posted this in main forum for laughs. No one there is funny or kind.

    So I'm posting it here as well.
     
  3. mikmit

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    She just need to take it as a good thing. She should feel like the hottest woman on earth for you to cum that quickly. ;)
     
  5. mavfan1

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    i do the same thing. you expel more energy standing and therefore you don't have all your energy and focus on your penor - this is just my opinion.
     
  6. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Love it when the BF does it (most of the time anyway), then I know that I did a good job of making him crazy horny. Don't sweat it too much, that first time usually involves so much teasing that we get off quick too :naughty:

    I'd be happy to soothe your battered...................ego :mamoru:
     
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  7. Buck-O

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    Dude, im the exact same way. Always come faster kneeling then standing.

    First time with a chick is usually always short for me...oh well. There's always 2nds. :x:
     
  8. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Yeah, thats the plan.
     
  9. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I've heard women talkin shit like that. I never believe them. No, let me correct myself there is only 1 woman I've believed when she said that. the rest I think were just tryin to be nice to their partner. (I talk about sex alot at work. Interesting things ensue.)
     
  10. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    On the plus side, she is contacting me and wants to hook up again.

    Also, I've never been serviced in such a fashion. I came on her stomach and tits, she played with my cum for a bit, then sucked me clean. THEN she went and got a warm washcloth and wiped off my spent cock. Soon after returning with a dry towel to dry me.

    I've never had someone wipe me down before. Then again i normally B-Line to the shower.
     
  11. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Yeah, I used to do that for the hubby but the honeymoon is over :rofl:
     
  12. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    ... wow.
     
  13. Pringles

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    we'll it sounds like you did something right. I was expecting a she made me breakfast the next morning or something, but cleaned fuck? Can you really ask for more?
     
  14. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Which part?
     
  15. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Yeah. I musta done something right.

    I could ask for a better performance on my part. Then imagine how she'd treat me. I'd get kidnapped.
     
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    i usually help my partner clean up :dunno: - that is, if it's a partner i like. :o
     
  17. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    i've never had any woman so concerned about cleanup beyond a quick towel off, and passing the fuck out... that's just sorta mind boggling.
     
  18. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Yeah, I reached out to grab the towel. She pushed my hand away and was like "I'll take care of it". I didn't think this kinda thing happened. I know Henry Rollins talked about some girl doin this for him and all I could think when i heard his story was "Yeah right! Girl's don't do that."
     
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    i know how you feel, dude. usually the 2nd or 3rd time with a girl is better than the first.
     
  20. niwtsol

    niwtsol always question

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    here is a question, do you go even faster than kneeling if she is on top and your just laying down?

    that is my worst, just laying down not doing anything, so fast if the girl is hot.
     
  21. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Normally I'm pretty impervious if i'm standing Lieing down or sitting.

    This girl has a super vagina I'm not even kidding! She has these 2 lil scars on her back I asked what they were from, she told me winstrol (long ago).

    Anyway when i had my piece in her she squeezed me with her kegels exercises and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" seriously stronger than I've ever felt ever! I think I'm starting to realise the problem. She has super vag muscles.

    She was telling me men have never lasted long with her.

    She also told me that she can crush redbull cans with her vag.
     
  22. Sean92AWD

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    God i wish it was like that for me. First time with a girl i dunno if it performance anxiety, nerves or what but i CANNOT get off. No matter how long i go for usually have to stop due to pain on her part unfortunately. Sucks cause ill just about get there then shell move or something and its gone. But anytime after that im good to go usually have no problem. I feel ya on kneeling and standing as well.
     
  23. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    SHE CAN CRUSH CANS WITH HER VAGINA PEOPLE!

    THATS INSANE!

    Crazy muscle control.
     
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    :rofl: that is some serious vaginal action. i now have something to strive for :mamoru:
     
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    WHAT!!!! Is that possible??

    This is my penis ------->:noes:
     

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