I Had Sex Last Night!!!!!11

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  1. Thurman Merman

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    I Had Sex Last Night!!!!!11 *Now with PICTaRS*

    and this morning too, technically. We did it four times. The first time sucked because, as of yesterday, i was still a virgin. The first time lasted <5 min. Then we do it again about 20 minutes later, and we were ~35 minutes into it when my roommate came back :( anyhow, he passed out because he was drunk, so we decided to fool around some more and she finished me with the most amazing blowjob evAr. We both went to sleep and then woke up around 5 this morning and did it again, then we waited until 8 and we did it again.

    We tried numerous positions like missionary, extended missionary (i think that's what it's called), doggie style :naughty:, cowgirl style, and reverse cowgirl. I think my favorite was doggie style :big grin:.

    When it was all said and done this morning, i had made her cum 23 times :eek3: :drool: :yum:, and i had cum 3 times. Once, she licked up all the cum after i blew, which turned me on SOOO much.

    whew, ok.......sorry it's long, but DAMN i'm happy and in such a great mood! alright, i just thought i'd share my first "intercoursing" with everyone ( i hope someone gets the reference). Pretty damn good for a first time if i do say so myself. :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin: :big grin:

    :)



    ok so here is a view of the damage done during last nights escapade :big grin:

    i didn't know which pics would show it best, so i uploaded all of them




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    *NWS on link*

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  2. KGB

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    Congrats dude.... make sure to use protection
     
  3. Thurman Merman

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    yessir i did, i actually used 5 condoms for 4 sessions, i fucked one up :hs:
     
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    wannaseemysocks I Have Big Socks...

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    sounds like a good night/morning
     
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    Simple Sexy Beatch

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    fun. i love those nights
     
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    9volt If you see me running, try to keep up

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    whats with the cock pic?
     
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    No one wants to see your cock.

    Change the warning to "WARNING COCK PIC"
     
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    Ban for the cock pick without a warning.
     
  10. SoBrokenHearted

    SoBrokenHearted summer unfolded like a tapestry

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    Congrats! I remember back in the day of when I was actually getting laid, I'd have the sex scratches all over my arms and back. :bigthumb:
     
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    it's the lighting i guess and the fact i was just out of the shower, but i'm really chaffed on the tip :hs:
     
  12. Thurman Merman

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    fuck you, you goddamn pussy.
     
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    THANKS!! :bigthumb:
     
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    nah, i'll pass.
     
  15. aliased

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    good job. uve graduated son

    but...wtf is up with the cock pic? uncool
     
  16. Blackthorn

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    Fuck you lying fag.
     
  17. Dr. Zoidberg

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    :eek3: that sounds remarkably like a me & my gf session... 23 o's, waking up in the middle of the night, and back scratching :bigthumb:
    you're just trying to be like me :hs:
     
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    it hurts a little, but it was worth it. i wouldn't care at all if she did it every time we were together :dunno:
     
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    :hug:
     
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    chaffage.
     
  22. oodles

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    :eek3:

    that chick is quite a little vixen in teh sack :naughty:
     
  23. Thurman Merman

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    ON teh sack too :big grin:

    and yes she is :)
     
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