I HAD MY FIRST BLOWJOB

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  1. patt

    patt New Member

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    it was a girl on craigslist
    she sucked my cock on her car
    i didnt cum
    she was sucking my dick for about 45mins
    i was fingering her and she came
    ANY TIPS ON HOW TO CUM
    btw im 18 and still a virgin
     
  2. Ep

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    ban

    1) if you're kidding, this is stupid 2) why the hell would you admit this if it was true
     
  3. patt

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    not kidding ;_;
    all my threads are real
     
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    you didn't cum because you were nervous probably. Be glad that happened instead of you busting in 20 seconds. That being said, stop fucking people on craigslist you raunchy bastard
     
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    stay away from craigslist man. thats a good way to catch a disease
     
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    Yeah

    Thought-she-was-a-womanitis
     
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    did you finger his balls? bc i heard you get all sorts of surprises on CL.
     
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    :werd: Think about WHY they're on craigslist man. There's a reason they can't get any through normal means. Either they're mentally unstable, they've got a disease, their packing sausage, or they're trying to get pregnant; none of which they will warn you about.
     
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    not meaning to bust your balls or anything, but I seriously doubt she came
     
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    aw, I was expecting this to be a much more interesting story :hsd:
     
  12. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Hope you don't get herpes....
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    You got pozzed and didn't even cum? FAIL!
     
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    Nuhlinga Whaa gwaaan papcaann?

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    Congrats, your dick will fall off soon.
     
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    I've heard it's rad.
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    My BEST friend fucked 3 girls off of craigslist after his divorce 4 months ago and he just went to the doctor and found out that he has genital warts.

    His retarded ass told everybody at his work (welding shop, all guys) that he had some suspicious bumps on his dick and towards the end of the day they made him leave to go to the doctor. Although he doesn't see it, he just "happened" to get laid off last week even though they told him a month ago that he didn't have to worry about getting laid off.

    I'm pretty positive nobody wanted to work with his ass.
     
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    you probably have genital warts too..... i think i ready like more than 50% if sexually have a strand of it, even if it's dorment in most people.
     
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    :werd:

    iirc the percentage of people exposed to it is like 70+%. Also, most people will carry the virus and never show any symptoms.
     
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    You are 18, ass is way to easy to get without having to go on craiglist.
     
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    im asian no white woman likes asians here
    i am also a 2nd year college student yet i am not getting any(except for gay men)
     
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    so get it from an asian girl then :hsugh:

    but the troll is pretty obvious in here, just feeding it.
     

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