MMA I had a bad nightmare about ringworm

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  1. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    I notice this deep red spot on my leg.. I think to myself "wow, why did I not notice this before?"

    Suddenly it starts to become transparent, and I can see this deep empty hole in my leg through a layer of transparent skin. I see these crystal-like structures, they look similar to coral. I then notice some eggs growing on these coral structures, and wiggling around. A couple burst.. and flies emerge out of them and quickly bore themselves through that very thin transparent layer of skin. They burst out and crawl away.

    I am grossed out, so I spray my lamisil AT into the hole.. everything seems to fizzle and melt away, leaving this big oozing open sore in my leg.

    The sad thing is, the first thing I think is... "how am I going to train with this?
     
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    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    thats rude
     
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    Sex makes ring worm go away.

    Its a proven fact.

    I don't ever get ring worm.
     
  4. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    So something like this?

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    Thanks, I needed those pics like I need another asshole.
     
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    fuck you guys, seriously

    SC, I'm going to curb stomp you :mad:
     
  8. Optamix

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    Did you hear about the lady that went into surgery(for her leg I think) and charts got mixed up and she got a new anus? It was on cnn.com

    Can you imagine waking up expecting your leg to be sore, its fine, but you have this sharp pain....
     
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    link
     
  10. Titus

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    It's science
     
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    I see a future career in porn for her.
     

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