LGBT I got declined :(

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  1. Naturally Baked

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    I went to go purchase a new Diesel fur lined hoodie at saks. I take it up to the register and reinforce my decision of purchase by speaking with the sales lady about how fabulous this hoodie was. I walked over to the prada section to see if I spotted anything else to my fancy. She came over and said she could ring me up at the prada register. Well, she ran my card and to my dismay said the words that I never thought I would hear.... "Hard Declined, sir". I asked her if she said what I thought she said and she said "Yes, Hard Decline"....I said "Are you sure because Id rather get hit by a bus then be denied from wearing my fabulous DIESEL fur hoodie to class" and she said "Yes sir, I can hold it for you if you like".


    My $BALLERCREW$ check had not cleared the bank yet :( SO, I looked like a fucking poor person shopping in saks this past weekend. Now I know what its like to be a real closet OT'er
     
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    elevator The tenants think it's wonderful! ヽ(´ OT Supporter

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    where do you work?
     
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    The horror!
     
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    It was honestly traumatizing...I will never date someone poor
     
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    Fur lined hoodie... Sounds like your poorness did you a favor.
     
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    LOL great post.
     
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    if i were there i would buy it for you. provided you modeled it for me. Just wearing the hoodie.
     
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    camarosrool yes i am

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  12. Naturally Baked

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    dallas right?


    Im going to move there STTAAATTTT....I'll suck ur dick while wearing the fabulous hoodies you buy me!!
     
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    Wow, I share my generation with people like this :eek4:
     
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    you live like a 3rd world homosexual
     
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    I do because mortgage and car payments don't pay themselves
     
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    :rofl
     
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    I just got a new pair of Prada sunglasses and a Tiffany dog tag necklace while I was on my Atlantis Cruise to the Mexican Riviera.

    Too bad I didnt have someone to share my room with.:wtc:
     
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    You never asked me :(
     
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    I just bought some jeans and a faded coors light sweatshirt at the thrift store for $10.
     
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    diesel

    could u be any more stereotypically gay?
     
  22. Naturally Baked

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    how about you suck my dick then we'll see who the stereotypical gay is faggot
     
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    I do like some of the diesel shoes but they don't make them in clown shoe sizes :wtc:
     
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    Because we don't want our brand being worn by clowns :wavey:


    sorry bro
     

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