I fuck my mom

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  1. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    I got a gym membership and started bulking last week and since then without me saying anything to her I wake up to slow head every morning and there are 2 gallons of KY Jelly in the fridge at all times :bowdown::bowdown:
     
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    nudes of mom ?
     
  3. fixthe fernback

    fixthe fernback New Member

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    :squint: I don't even have the stuff to make a wrap like that every morning...
     
  4. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Man, if i had someone to cook for me my life would be so much easier.
     
  5. Chris3G

    Chris3G Bullshark Testosterone

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    you don't have whey because you think it's too expensive. you don't have chicken, or milk, or cheese, or bread. wtf DO you have? :rofl:
     
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    fixthe fernback New Member

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    I'm getting paid $60 today for some manual labor so I'll probably get some whey and then maybe canned salmon.

    And I have milk and cheese, it's just not skim milk.
     
  7. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    :werd: :hsd: it's nice to be home
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    MR. Marti New Member

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    good Moms are amazing.
     
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    tekmode Active Member

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    i always have like 5 or 6 hard boiled eggs in the fridge everyday and baked chicken 4-5 days a week:o
     
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    Memor Active Member

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    you make your mom come over to your condo to cook for you?
     
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    if you're gonna live on your own....why not FULLY live on your own and learn to cook...?
     
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    I loved you mom too. In the bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, even on your bed.

    BTW, thats special in your wrap. pretty pungent eh? ;)
     
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    Damnation OT Supporter

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=IgRBvGutjmQ

    :nono:

    negative reps added.
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Winnar!
    My mom is making me pan fried potatos and two tenderloins MMMMMmmmmm goood
     
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    Duc-2 ... hip hop head ...

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    mommy come wipe my ass
     
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    I knew would turn into a pissing contest.
     
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    tetsuo And shepherds we shall be...

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    sad thing is that you lost :mamoru:
     
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    tetsuo And shepherds we shall be...

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    i've had this av since about a month after i joined :o
     
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    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    lol cavefish
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    The Boy Bastard Bewbie's??

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    LMFAO @ edit!:bowdown: :bigok:
     
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    greatest thread of the day.
     
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    milf?
     
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