I freaked out a Cougar

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  1. JordanClarkson

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    So out of the blue my 41yo friend asked me if i had any fetishes. I was a bit stunned by her frankness but interested and curious about what she meant. Did she mean something mild and silly like a foot or stocking fetish? Or a more perverse obsession, such as b&d or s&m? Since we're playing the dating game as a couple with a large age gap, I was feeling optimistic and said that the idea of mother/son role playing was intriguing to me and what she thought of that.

    I couldn't tell if she was enthralled or vexed. She finally responded, "Sorry, you lost me there! I have a 16yo son and NEVER have I EVER looked at him in a sexual way! Mother/son fantasy doesn't work for me AT ALL!"

    At that point I didn't know whether to apologize or :rolleyes: since I had figured that a married mother who had slept with a 17yo musician (her words: "excuse my language but the kid could fuck!") and had his baby that he's never seen, would have been so titillated at the idea of participating in such a fantasy that she'd gush all over the chair at Starbucks.

    I suck at reading women. Oh well, back to the drawing board :hs;
     
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    Did she break up with you over this or something?
     
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    She doesn't want to think of her kids during sex as much as you (I hope) don't want to think of your mother during sex. What's not to get about this freaking her out?
     
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    I wouldn't be. That's not what it's about. It's not my fantasy at all. I just figured (incorrectly) that it was hers.
     
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    Hey, speaking of Cougar, I'm watching Top Gun on AMC for the first time in YEARS.

    Anybody wondering how to act with women oughtta take a good look at Maverick. He defines the "cocky and funny" attitude that you need pretty good methinks.
     
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    I thought that was a movie about gays? :confused:
     
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    :ugh:
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I wouldn't know since I am the only gay in the village.

    It's not about homosexuals... There was one with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington though.
     
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    Heh, they are just talking about the gay undertones to the movie. But the movie was made during the 80's, which was a really "gay undertonish" kind of time. That macho bullshit didn't seem gay back then, even if it does now.
     
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    Maybe you should have said Teacher/ Student :naughty:
     
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    Yeah, you walked the plank of the failboat on that one. :rofl:

    Here's a tip: try to figure out what sort of fetishes she may have. See if you can find out without directly inquiring. If you discover something that you could do for her, then go for it, but get it into a conversation with subtle hints. See if she gets excited about the prospect and carry it forward from there.
     
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    wow, awkward :rofl:
     
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    I watched that on AMC last night, and you are 100% correct. He reaks of confidence, but he maintains a mild sense of humor that belittles his cockyness. Be maverick, not tom cruise.
     
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    Threadjack for Top gun being the gayest movie ever.. okay maybe not but still pretty gay.
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I'm totally a product of the 80's cause I still to this day don't see it that way LOL. Like I get what you mean, but it's not what I notice when I watch it. Now that I think about it though, the 80's really did have a lot of gay undertones :rofl:.
     
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    that's what I love about 80's movies. :rofl:
     
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    We talked about it more. I brought up bondage and she seemed slightly interested but not really. I don't think she has any fetishes at all. So why did she even bring it up? :dunno:
     
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    maybe. i feel more awkward than she does. i think we will just remain friends for now :o
     
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    That's not normally a question you ask someone unless you're really good friends with them or want to fuck (FS community excepted, as that is normal conversation for them).
     
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    yeah I didn't really care. I just wanted to put it out there to see what happens..
     
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    fantasy != fetish

    she has talked about playing a maid though :naughty:
     

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