I forgot to share this gem with F&N.

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  1. hootpie

    hootpie New Member

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    A while back my friend and I were at the gym watching a guy squat 135 (1/8 squats of course) with the pussy pad on the bar. This girl comes up to him (probably half his size) between his sets and asks if he's using the pad.

    Now at this point you'd think, to save any semblance of his masculinity, he would say "Oh no haha...I can't believe I forgot to take this thing off of here silly me", give her the pad, and finish the rest of his 1/8 squats with 135 on his back. Nope. He looks her dead in the eyes and says, "Yeah I'm using this."
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    He will remain a virgin for his entire life!!
     
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    He posts on here, name is Helios.
     
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    :bowrofl:

    but bro, the slope of my shoulders in comparison to the perpendicular angle of my trapezious muscles states that the bar on my back will hurt me more than you :squint:
     
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    TOO MUCH WINGSPAN BRO.

    I'm serius.
     
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    I also want my girls squats to break 135 so she can ask to work in with a bunch of the guys at my gym. :mamoru:
     
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    did you laugh in his face? i hope you did. he clearly has no right to be in the gym working out.
     
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    she should have ripped it off the bar and smacked him in his fucking face with it
     
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    i use the pad lol
     
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    id take the pad off and shove it up her vegina
     
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    I usually pull it off the bar and hold it up to my shorts to simulate a giant floppy penis, and I hip thrust around the squat rack a few seconds before tossing it away
     
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    only appropriate bro-certified responsible usage of the pussy pad imo
     
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    Would have been epic if she asked if she could work in - then steps up to the bar, removes the pad, and proceeds to squat a2g for reps.
     
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    id pull the pad off her vagina it put it on the bar
     
  21. 4cd-Air

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    that's where I thought the story was going when I first read it
     
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    Was she hot?
     
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    I usually just chuck it somewhere but I like your style.
     
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    but the bar hurts my neck
     
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    I started laughing and I'm sure he heard, then I explained what happened to my friend and he started laughing too.

    Why?

    I don't remember–it was a while ago.
     
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