MIL I f*cking hate Army Online Training

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  1. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    Leave me alone, you mother fucker. I TOOK DEFENSIVE DRIVING ALREADY, NOW I HAVE TO DO ACCIDENT AVOIDANCE?
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Oh man, I've had to do that shit twice for my license. It asked, "what bad driving habits are you willing to break to become a better driver?" and I wrote, "DRIVIN DRUNK AS HELL". I forgot that what you put goes into that certain section's "diploma". :o
     
  3. Krevan88

    Krevan88 Giggity...

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    haha that sounds like something most people would put...
     
  4. Gaunt

    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    there is a way to get the opsec cert without taking the test. that i hear of anyways
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    I test every online system we're supposed to take before we publish it to the brigade. According to the online army wellness survey, I might be a happiness risk. :sad2: (I answered straight down the middle for every answer)
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Cant tell you, due to OPSEC.
     
  7. Maffy29

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    Everybody who wants a network account needs to take the online courses. I probably return 4/5 packets because they either didn't do any of them or just did the Information Awareness training (requirement from like two years ago).

    That is probably the biggest complaint I get.
     
  8. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Gaunt

    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    that global happyness thing was a joke. most of my soldiers just answered down the middle.
     
  10. JoJoFine

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    i told accident avoidance everything accurately about myself and told it that I wasnt going to change a thing
     
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    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    that was my favorite part:

    What will you change?

    Nothing SGT Jones, go fuck yourself
     
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    I just want to point out that Sgt Jones was wearing an unauthorized uniform. Pretty sure the wear-out date for BDU's has come and gone
     
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    I thought Defensive Driving and Risk Management were annual courses? Just like suicide and all that bullshit. My company has a day where we all get together and do that shit.
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    I've still got one set of BDU's freshly pressed hanging in the closet :o

    Of course my rank and branch insignia is wrong. lol.
     
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    How about the GAT? Or TRIPS?

    Joy oh joy...
     
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    have any of you done the ROC-IED training yet..... 8+ hours with no save and if you close it start from the top.... Great IED training horrible implementation
     
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    Oh yes, I remember that Gay Ass Test!
     

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