I discovered the new bulimia that isn't bad for you.

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  1. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    Step 1 -> Put any food you want in your mouth, no matter how bad it is for you

    Step 2 -> chew it to get the flavor and texture you enjoy so much

    Step 3 -> Spit it out into a trash can nearby.

    Step 4 -> Repeat



    :mamoru:

    Seriously though, is there anything wrong with that? Like, if I really wanted pizza while I'm cutting, could I just like order a pizza, and chew + spit the whole thing? Would I still absorb some of the calories even though none of it gets digested? Sorry, just one of those things I was thinking about while laying in bed. :o
     
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    it would be fucking disgusting :)
     
  3. Grouch

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    that is the dumbest idea ever.
     
  4. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I don't even know what to say to this. I really am speechless. I think we're all dumber for having read your thread.
     
  5. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    cutting is gay
     
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  8. Up All Night

    Up All Night I might sleep all day

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    I know someone that does this
     
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    That is kind of like me having sex with a girl without a condom.

    I always say i'm going to pull out, but when the time comes, it feels too good and I just let the shit go. Same with saying im just going to chew food. I just swallow in the end!
     
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    70% of your taste buds are in your throat. :confused:
     
  11. AznRyda

    AznRyda キモかわいい!

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    eating only feels good when my stomach walls expand.
     
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    Zika My avatar is still NOT me

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    Man up :dunno:
     
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    GilgaMesH Active Member

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    may God have mercy on your soul
     
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    new tshirt idea. who's in? i'll make it on cafepress.

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  15. joy division

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    put me down for 20
     
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    Yeah I think I thought about this before too but I just dont get satisfaction without swallowing my chewed food, plus its kinda gross to spit out chewed food.

    I say just vomit it up.
     
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    Atenza6i New Member

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    bored and i dont feel like studying for my ap gov exam tomorrow.
     
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    Fine.

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  19. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    :rofl: Okay obviously it isn't the greatest idea. I haven't actually tried it yet, just one of those ideas I came up with while drunk and stoned. :mamoru:
     
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    atenza i challenge you to a calf off
     
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    Atenza6i New Member

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    say the terms, and i'm game.

    loser must wear a shirt with the winner's calf on it, and post pics of him wearing it in public.

    :fawk:
     
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    winner = most cut
     
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    Atenza6i New Member

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    you can be a 95lb anorexic fool and call yourself cut. :squint:
     
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    You might as well smoke weed.
     
  25. Atenza6i

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    you might as well.....




















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