GUN I could marry this girl v. jessica simpson w/ an AR (i think) **pic**

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  1. MIK3

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  2. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    the article said says she was over seas at the USO show and was given a rifle to fire...

    i wouldn't trust her with a weapon. :rofl:
     
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    not my type she's got no ass :hsugh:
    but she is loaded so I guess i could get over that and still marry her :dunno:
     
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    I'd fuck her, but I'd never marry her. Unless maybe I married her, divorced her, and got half her money. Too much of a retard to marry.
     
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    hit it and quit it before she starts diggin into my wallet. bitches only want 1 thing.
     
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    but still, you would marry her :hsugh:
     
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    f that..i'd be diggin in her wallet
     
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    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    :werd:
     
  10. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    :werd: "Hey babe, today is my half-birthday so I bought myself another Aston Martin."
     
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    "so umm..Jess, i was going to take the guys out tonight...let me get $25,000?" :mamoru:
     
  12. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    "Hey, Jess, guess what?! I bought Rock River Arms today! Yay! And tomorrow, I'm buying out Bushmaster and Colt! Aren't you happy for me?"
     
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    Meh.. for me be more like "hey baby I bought licensing rights from HK to build UMP's and G36's in the US"
     
  14. Clusive

    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    I'd just go ahead and buy a small country with her money. :rofl:
     
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    i'd buy a nice little 3,000 acre ranch down in texas for all my shooting needs.
     
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    i'd be digging in a leather fold of another type.
     
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    Clusive Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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    i'd hit it everynight and twice or more on days ending in y. i can put up with a lot of stupid for a girl that hot who's rich to boot.
     
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    is there something wrong with her? shes standing like a goon!
     
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    baby baby, I just bought the import rights to this gun made in croatia by those 4 year olds you visited on that "feed the children" thing you went on, im gunna call it the XD.
     
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    She has "assumed the position" to be properly mounted.
     
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    black96gtvert "Is that goal regulation size or what!" -Happy Gil

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    have you seen dukes of hazard?

    id rail her 24/7
     

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