LGBT I can't stop watching the Food Network

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  1. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    :yum: Any other avid watchers of the Food Network out there? I have neither the patience nor the skill to do some of the stuff on those shows but they're entertaining nevertheless. I wouldn't mind learning how to cook better though. My favorite shows are:
    -Iron Chef (the original Japanese version, not the crappy American knockoff hosted by Captain Kirk)
    -Good Eats (so educational!)
    -the Naked Chef (unfortunately he's not, but British accents are so sexy and easy to listen to)
    -Food Fight (kinda like Iron Chef, but the host is better looking).

    I can't stand Emeril, he seems like such a fake. Molto Mario would be great if the host wasn't so damn uninteresting, which is a shame because I LOVE Italian food. I may get flamed for this next one, especially in this forum, but Martha Stewart represents everything that is wrong and evil in this world. She seems like such a stone cold bitch to me. However, I concede that some of the stuff she does is cool, I just can't watch her for long without getting frostbite.

    on an unrelated note, I could live a very happy life doing nothing more than licking honey off the guy in my avatar.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Yup. I love the Food Network and especially HGTV. I love HGTV.

    I can't stand Emeril either. He's obnoxious.
     
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    if i watch stuff like the food network or HGTV..i just get depressed cause i can't do stuff like that....well i might could but i would have to try to hard and that would just suck....it's awesome that it comes to some people so naturally!!...but i am afraid i will never be so crafty or so good at making food look yummy or intersting
     
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    haha

    And I like 30 Minute Meals. This is gonna sounds freaky, but she's Italian and talks while she cooks, and I can't help but feel as if I'm a friend of her family or something.

    :o I crazy.
     
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    its all about discovery and discovery health for me, and the cartoon network :).

    But for food network, love that show unwrapped and 30 minute meals. My parents always watch that and always go off about how "fabolous" and "cute" the host is
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I went through the whole Discovery Channel phase earlier this year. American Chopper, Monster Garage and Monster House were my Monday nights.
     
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    It depends on the time of the day. I like watching food TV for a little bit in the morning before I have to do anything.

    If it's late (4am) and I can't sleep, I turn on QVC to see the completely pointless things they are selling. I like the callers to. Do they watch just to call in?

    "Oh thank heavens you were showing this hand mixer that converts to a blow dryer and won't interfere with your AM radio stations on hi. I was getting a little bit lonely as I as waiting for my nail conditioner that doubles as enamal paint restorer to dry. Yeah, the fumes are getting to me now but I just HAD to call to say love the hand mixer. It does wonders for me. Everytime I use it, Judy, I remember the day I saw you using it. You're such a sweetheart. Oh how I love watching you. God bless!"

    I'm not too cynical, though. :)
     
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    ugh my mum watches that all the time and every other day i swear we get another bigass package from qvc or hsn :ugh:
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I dunno about buying clothes or jewelry from home shopping networks :ugh:. seems kinda tacky to me. Appliances maybe, but I like to check stuff out in person before I buy anything. The smart thing to do is go to the actual store and test it then buy it for much cheaper online.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I think we should wrestle to see who gets to lick him first!!! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    :bigthumb: Alright, but I started on my varsity team in high school.
     
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    doesnt matter when i kick you in the nuts. He'd have no use for them for sure ;)
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    ouch :wtc::fawk:
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Watching the food network late at night, on the plane, or anytime else when you have shitty food on hand = the lose.

    My dormmates and I spent a better part of freshmen year drooling at the TV :o
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Holy sexual tension batman!

    You and cedric should just fuck and get it over with. Pics should be provided for OT of course :naughty:
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    haha, my bf wouldn't appreciate that:fawk:. Plus, you're closer in location :naughty: j/k.
     
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    I bet the cyber by PM. :ugh:
     
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    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    If novacock can't make it I'm down for a threesome :naughty:
     
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    That's ok. I MIGHT let you pin me down. :naughty:
     
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    awe don't cry... I'll :bj: and make them all better. :naughty:
     
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    :wtc: :wtc: :wtc: distance owns me. :wtc: :wtc: :wtc:
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    :eek3: So much to respond to. I won't even try.;)
     
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