FRK I can't ever mastrubate again

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  1. Siddhartha

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    Well, actually it's someone I know, and I thought maybe you could help me to figure something out for him.

    He lost both of his lower arms in a motorcycle accident about a year ago, and now that his girlfriend has left him he can't seem to find a way to pleasure himself... and It's driving him insane.

    I mean, him telling me this very intimate thing, seeking advice from some other guy, that should show you just how desperate he is.

    After I found out about this I had to admit that I couldn't come up with any easy solution for this problem either.

    Most Sextoys he can't use, like the Fleshlight for instance, because you would need a somewhat firm grip for that. All the other Sextoys I could think of don't make a man cum, they just stimulate.

    The one other thing I could come up with, Realdolls, are too expensive.

    Ladies and gents... do you have any suggestions?
     
  2. AngelsWing

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    what about using a vibrating pussy? couldn't he use that even though he doesn't have his lower arms? just an idea.... :ugh2:
     
  3. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    God damn.. wow... um..I know I've seen Penis pump style Bj Simulators that you can hook up to a comp via USB. and basically the penis goes into sleeve, sleeve sucks you off..

    i'm gonna find it online for ya...
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    how about an escort?
     
  6. quickone

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    have him put it between his legs and have him masturbate using his legs...it can be done.
     
  7. 3Bar

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    how about taking a fleshlight and fastening it to a desk or table edge.
     
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    Tell him to put it (fleshlight, pocket pussy, etc.) between the matress and box spring on his bed. The weight of the mattress holds it in place. Feels like doggy style.
     
  9. Siddhartha

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    You guys are great!

    Superb suggestions so far :) All worth noting, for sure... except maybe the escort service ;)

    If anyone else has anymore suggestions, keep it going. I talk to him about it sometime later today or tommorow to see if any of this is possible... and I'm sure at least some of it is.
     
  10. HisXLNC

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    You could do the job for him. :naughty:






    I'm kidding. :rofl: Or am I. :noes:
     
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    The only concern with using a fleshlight between a matteres that i can think of is that toys require some level of maintenance which would require him to rinse his flesh light. Seeing as he'll be unable to hold it i can't think of any way he can keep it clean unless someone washes it out for him. *shrugs*
    It's just a thought.
     
  12. Boo439

    Boo439 Punish the deed, not the breed!

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    If he's got a lot of money, he should get one of those "Real Dolls." I dunno, maybe it's a bad suggestion... The other ideas sound good so far...
     
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    sex toys require cleaning.
     
  15. cuz

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    so do escorts.... but you just have to assume they are self cleaning:ugh: haha
     
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    I had this one friend who boasted about how he would put a beer koozie in between the toilet lids and go at it, something along those lines maybe. Just something not so... Weird. Heh
     
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    "use the force luke....."


    but honestly, no matter what he gets, unless he has a friend that will attach the device for him, (unless he has amazingly flexible and dexterous legs/feet) he won't be able to take care of things. or atleast in no way i can think of.
     
  21. Siddhartha

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    He has prothesis, their noit just very useful for any kind of "delicate" work... like jacking off.
     
  22. Borsch

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    Just telling to him that you can helps him out. I haves this friend who has grandpa that lost his arms in war and for years he would haves to masterbate his grandfather for him becuse it was the only way. So this isn't so bad and you just close your eyes and then have him cum and then leave ok friends.
     
  23. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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  24. logan

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    I do the same thing.:naughty:
    If he has prosthesis then he can operate sex toys with some effort. He can satisfy himself he just needs to keep his head up and not go crazy from frustration. :mamoru:
     

  25. Dude!! That's got to be one of the most disgusting mental images I've ever got!
     

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