I bought some steel-cut oats since I saw them at the grocery store.

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  1. remike

    remike the second coming

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    What's the best way to eat this stuff?
     
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    i throw it in with a protein shake

    3 ice cubes
    sugar free yogurt
    skim milk
    assorted berries
    steel cut oats
    some flax seeds or natty peanut butter
     
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    Inject them straight into your heart FTW
     
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    1. Put 1 tsp. steel cut oats onto metal spoon
    2. Hold spoon over bunsen burner until oats turn into a liquid
    3. Inject using a hyperdermic needle
     
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    don't forget the protein powder.
     
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    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    whoops, yea i put that in there too
     
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    honestly I usually just pour some dry in my mouth and wash it down with milk or OJ
     
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    maximum calories with minimum work/time/effort :dunno:
     
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    Put in a blender, get it to a flour texture, mix with 8 scoops or pfotein, a package of sugar free fat free pudding, and 2 cups of 2% milk, toss in a 250 degree oven for 12 mins to firm up, pop in the fridge = homemade protein bars that taste like brownies for the fucking win.
     
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    i am just too lazy to microwave them
     
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    Oat Shock!!!
     
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    You should be benching 500 soon! :coold:
     
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    i like your style
     
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    Orally
     
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    I've decided to take them as an anal supository. I do a tbsp every 45 minutes.
     
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    1 cup plus water for several minutes in the microwave. Take out and let cool for 10-15 minutes. Add 2 scoops of protein, couple packets of splenda, 2 tablespoons of milk. Mix. Its like a hot great tasting cereal. Mmmmm.
     
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