MMA I am the Toughest with my Kung Fu Chop

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  1. Peyomp

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    I am tougher than all of you. I am big and strong and really really tough from hitting my head on things like light fixtures and other blunt, or semi-sharp objects. But my secret weapon is really my Kung-Fu Chop. I first cultivated this skill when I was giving an oil massage and accidentally did the chop technique too hard. "OW!" I knew I was onto something. Now I have honed my technique and I can break anything with my chop: Glass vases, jumbo matches, and even YOUR SKULL. So don't you dare fuck with me. The Kung-Fu Chop has very long range, so you better stay back. I am Peyomp, and my Kung-Fu Chop will pwn you.

    Bitches.
     
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    would you mind deleting this and reposting it in the main forum? ;)
     
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    That is not the appropriate place to discuss serious hand-to-hand combat. Are you looking to get chopped to pieces, boy?
     
  4. MyLittleAirport

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    Judo Chop > Kung Fu Chop

    Austin Power says so.
     
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    Judo Chop is for suckers. My Kung-Fu Chop can't be beat!
     
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    snazzybeard will kill us all :run:
     
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    troll.
     
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    peyomp is the beard king
     
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    i ♥ peyomp though :hs:
     
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    Troll Schmoll. Silly, is more like it. Jesus, learn to use the word.

    I am SO thinking about chopping you to pieces, boy.
     
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    Nice av.
     
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