I am so sick of dating and talking about her and talking about myself and AAAHHH!!!

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  1. Mugwump

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    Motherfuck, can we just shut up for a moment and enjoy the beautiful evening?! No, that would be an uncomfortable silence!

    Can we stop talking rhetorically about ourselves?! No, coz what else is there to talk about sometimes? And jesusfuck, now I have to worry about sounding narcissistic if I talk about myself too much. But you know what? I'm sick of asking questions to keep the conversation going!

    I'm sick of dinner.

    I'm sick of movies.

    I'm sick of long walks.

    I'm sick of figuring out when the right time to kiss her is.

    I'M SICK OF DATING!

    ...Just take off your clothes and then call me the next day and tell me about your trivial work/shopping experiences so we can be a couple and do things together that don't involve movies or food or nature or whatever.

    God...
     
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    HuskiRuski Cardinal Fan

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    cheer up
     
  3. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    damn. I'm sorry
     
  4. Mugwump

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    2 dates with 2 different women 2 days in a row (Little Miss Sunshine and Snakes on a Plane)

    4 different women in the last month

    and a picnic this weekend

    I'm burning out
     
  5. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    take some time to be by yourself?
     
  6. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    what? I feel bad for his situation.
     
  7. Mugwump

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    I'm sick of being by myself just as much as I'm sick of behaving myself and acting congenial and not being awkward and talking about bullshit.
     
  8. MP525i

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    match.com

    it takes care of all the little bs so that when you see the person for the first time, it's meaningful.

    that's what i did over 2.5 years ago and now i'm getting married. :)


    sorry if that came across like an advertisment.
     
  9. Mugwump

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    A lot of women I've dated have been from the net. Even though we may get the personal shit out of the way online, we still have to repeat it in person because it's almost like starting from scratch.
     
  10. Mugwump

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    Meh, don't pity me so much as pity the whole "dating game."

    God, it gets old...
     
  11. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    i never did the dating game really. But i can imagine it's a pain in the ass... Lots of fake crap to dig through before it get's real.
     
  12. Mugwump

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    Sometimes I just want her to sit on my lap and shut the hell up. :hs:
     
  13. MattThom01

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    Don't go on any dates. Take the money you saved by not going out, and get yourself a hooker. Or find a fuckbuddy, sounds like that's what you're looking for right now.
     
  14. Mugwump

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    One of the ladies just txt msged me "I'm having a really crappy day" so it's a start. I'll call her and let her tell me about her crappy day and nod over the phone and say that's too bad and that it will be all better tomorrow and that she should take off her clothes.
     
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    I know exactly what you mean. But the sad truth is that girls can't handle just doing nothing or saying nothing. Their lives are typically so boring that they require a lot of interesting interaction and drama. It's like fuel for them. They can't function without it. That's why women can't be monks. 15 hours a day of solitude, just contemplating your life? They'd go insane. Unfortunately if you want a woman this is the sacrifice that you will have to make. Just understand that it's all to please her emotionally, but if you're willing to do that for her, she needs to be willing to do shit for you too, if you know what I mean. ;)
     
  16. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    weird, i don't hold this distinction btwn male and female personality
     
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    You should introduce that to her...a nice BIG glass of Shut the Fuck up, sometimes does the Trick.:bigthumb:
     
  18. Mugwump

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    I've been known to gag the ladies with stuff. :naughty:
     
  19. Abomb

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    so.... you must be blind :wiggle: :hsugh:
     
  20. Abomb

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    mugwump, next time you go on a date. try to do really weird/funny stuff to her/ other people around you. just see how much shit thats unorthodox u can get away with.. make it at least fun for you
     
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    It sounds like you are putting too much of your effort into trying to do/say the right things and earn approval and so on and forgetting to just have fun.

    Dating is not serious business.
     
  22. Pringles

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    so don't behave yourself. Quit trying to fit the bubble and do whatever you damn please.
     
  23. Mugwump

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    I don't have a decent slapping tolerance and I hear red wine to the face tends to stain nice shirts.
     
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    There's a difference between being flippant and being obnoxious.
     
  25. Abomb

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    sounds like you are just being a vagina?
     

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