MMA I am pretty sure I fart every single time I grapple

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  1. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    :fart:

    anyone else have this problem?
     
  2. AdrenalineJUNKY

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    i dont *knock on wood* but try gas-x or some other gas pills....... :rofl: would suck to be farted on then RNC'd......haha
     
  3. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    the best is when I'm breaking down a technique step by step and one slips out, I'll be like "then once you have the arm isolated you jam your knee under the shoulder and.." *FART* ".. then you fart in the guy's face (sorry bout that) and lean forward and step your leg over his head.." :rofl:
     
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    "........he then will tap out due to loss of oxygen to his brain from the toxic fumes emitted....." :rofl:
     
  5. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    *tap tap tap*
     
  6. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    try getting to school and pooping before training.
     
  7. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Fuck all that.

    I'd rather shit and know i'm not gonna poot my pants while straining than not for fear of being a bit stinky.
     
  8. Exiled

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    eat better?
     
  9. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    I eat pretty good actually and the better I eat the more I fart.

    I also shit like a champ and have always emptied out before class. I just am a fart monster for some reason.
     
  10. toothpick

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    I shit like the tubgirl before i grapple. just so i dont let one loose on the floor. but it is inevitable.
     
  11. jse3101

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    quit straining..its an art of passiveness...and lay off beans
     
  12. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    My farts are worse than Babalu's Anacondom choke.
     
  13. Optamix

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    I'm weird about the smelling bad while I grapple too.

    Even if I go straight from work I /have/ to take a shower before I go.

    My gf thinks its strange.
     
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    I rolled with a guy who never washed his mouthpiece and I made him go buy a new one. It was making me gag.
     
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    ewwww


    I keep mine in a small rubber maid container with mouthwash.
     
  16. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    actually I'm pretty relaxed
     

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