MIL I am broken.

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Of all the stupid things I have put my body through, I have been fortunate to have never broken anything.

    I finally broke myself.

    Army medical sucks. I have been waiting for three days for the Dr to submit a referral for me to see a hand specialist. AF medical would already have me referred and I would have already seen the specialist.

    I want to choke someone.
     
  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    on the bright side, they gave me tons of Percocet (sp?)
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Do I need to retell my horror stories involving Air Force medial.

    All military medical sucks, it's not service specific.
     
  4. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    You want to choke someone, but you can't...because of your HAND.
     
  5. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Nobody seems to know how their system works. It can be quite frustrating.

    I know I will need surgery because I chipped the bone and the fragment is chilling under my skin.

    Yay! William Beaumont Medical Center, here I come.
     
  6. J

    J Active Member

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    Hopefully none of those little fragments get into your blood stream
     
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    Marine Corps medical doesn't suck!














    Oh wait, we don't have our own medical. :(
    But Navy medical sucks , just like all the other services I suppose ;)

    How about we get a new Moderator since Jyokker is broke dick right now. ;)
     
  8. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    take two motrin and report back to duty
     
  9. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    You must be slow because YOU HAVE NO POOL.
     
  10. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    mspaint coming right up...
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    you should get that looked at by a hand specialist
     
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    Dutchies OT's resident abortion professor

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    Here take this 800mg Motrin that should fix you right up!
     
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    nsxrebel New Member

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    lol, yeah, and hydrate
     
  15. dura

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    Army doctrine calls for four bags of IV fluid per broken hand.
     
  16. drklrdbill

    drklrdbill Pimp

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    better take some food with that ibuprofen, or else you're going to have a bloody stomach
     
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    drklrdbill Pimp

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    sidenote: stomach bleeding is rare, but why play the odds? you think the army can handle a bloody stomach? they'll give you another NSAID probably, knowing them
     
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    People faking are holding you up
     
  19. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I was the only guy in the clinic.
     
  20. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Broke dick.
     
  21. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    If there was a bone in my dick, it would have been broken long ago.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    If you had a dick, all I hear in this thread is you talking about sand in your pussy. :fawk:
     
  23. nsxrebel

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    sand on clit
     
  24. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Its a 9" clit.
     
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