I am an awesome boyfriend. In fact, one of the things I pride myself on is that, when I am older and married, I will still be more awesome than my wife's friend's husbands. I want my wife to think "my husband is so hot... not fat like all my friend's husbands" and "my husband is so awesome, not lame like all those other guys whose wives are annoyed with them." Why am I awesome? I am the most faithful and monogamous person you will ever meet (something I think people don't appreciate until they've been with someone who isn't). I am fantastic with money. I am at least average looking. I am smart. I am hilarious (altho Vag wouldn't realize it cuz I'm all serious and analytical here, I'm hilarious (often in a sarcastic, cynical way) IRL). I'm not abusive. I am amazing in bed. I love to give oral sex. I'm a great kisser. I love to rub legs and feet (no foot fetish tho, I just like giving foot rubs... as long as the feet aren't smelly, lol) I give fantastic scalp massages (I could reduce my ex to a moaning ball of relaxational bliss in 5 seconds flat) I like to give random massages. I love snuggling. I love holding hands. I smell good (so I'm told, altho this is an attraction thing and isn't universally true). I'm concerned about my looks and won't let myself go. I'm super affectionate. I don't have a drinking problem. I don't use drugs (occasional weed for medical reasons). I don't really watch sports (sorry iwishyouwerebeer, I know you think that's hot (I think it was you)). Every girl I've ever dated thought this was awesome. I'm classy and well-spoken. I'm told that "one of the hottest things about me is that I have a spine but I'm not an asshole." I actually took that as one of the best compliments I've ever been given. I pretty much interpreted it as me winning at being a man. Masculine, strong, and confident without machismo. I'm awesome. It's my ex's loss for breaking up with me.