i always have a shit haircut.

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  1. paranoidandroid

    paranoidandroid New Member

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    the barber i go to isn't very good. my haircut always ends up uneven and its always either too long or too short when she is done. i know what you're thinking, "paranoidandroid, you should go to another barber lol!" No, this barber happens to look like Natalie Portman, so I will not be changing barbers.
     
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    what's your point?

    :gtfo:
     
  3. MichelleAnna

    MichelleAnna let it be

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    i hope it was at least cheap
     
  4. paranoidandroid

    paranoidandroid New Member

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    it only cost my handsomeness.
     
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    no pics, no care
     
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    cool man
     
  7. paranoidandroid

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    you misunderstood. it is not cool.
     
  8. gmckey

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    my haircut sucks right now too. only I did it on a whim because I got stuck in a mall in the pouring rain one day. hawaiian looking gay dude went to town chopping on my mop. took off like 3" in back and 1" all around and then layered the hell out of the top. I'm just sitting there like well fuuuuuu that's not what I just asked you to do at all. He jumps back and pulls some girl over to say how cute my wanna be man bob is and she's all like we should get a picture. I say no, it looks like shit, pay the man (I did tip) and walk out immediately into the rain to my car and put a hat on.
     
  9. AndrewLD

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    I don't care how cute the girl is that cuts my hair—if she does a shit job, I switch. :dunno:
     
  10. surrender

    surrender [ON MEDS]

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    My haircutter is an old vietnamese lady but she does a good job
     
  11. RichieHemingway

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    Wouldn't it be better to have a haircut that attracts girls that look like Natalie Portman rather than hang around one for 15 minutes every month and end up attracting nobody?
     
  12. paranoidandroid

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    im from kalamazoo, michigan. nat port girls are rare in these parts.
     
  13. verbal

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    I've been growing my hair out for the past four months. Now I need it cut. I want to keep as much length as possible but have no idea what to do with it. I'm drying to find someone good to go to in the east side of Detroit area.

    Wish me luck. :x:
     
  14. Dio Seijuro

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    Then you don't need good hair anyways.
     
  15. verbal

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    Natalie Portman isn't that attractive anyway.
     
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    wtf
     
  17. gmckey

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    wheres the neg rep?
     
  18. i had that til i went somewhere expensive.. the expensive ones seem to be good lol
     
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    gay hairstylist >>> everyone else
     
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    i cut my own hair... :dunno:
     
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    how hard is it? No way i'm paying to get rid of some of my hair

    i'm thinking in the next few days i'll light a bowl and tame the mane
     
  22. Zuerst

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    It's a bit tricky the first (few) time(s) around... but once you got the mirror reflections and hand movements down, it's not so bad.

    Saves time and money :big grin:
     
  23. paranoidandroid

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    you are now on my list.
     
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    :werd: I've been cutting my own hair for about 8 years now. Just get yourself one of those three piece mirrors where the outer two pieces are on a hinge.
     
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