i always feel like i have to take a dump, but cant v. wtc

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  1. FINALBOSS

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    i mean seriously what the fuck
     
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    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    gam3ovr Y Hel0 Thar................

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    Too much protein, not enough water?
     
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    give yourself a water enima.
     
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    You need more fiber, and probably more water. Take a tablespoon of psyllium husk and chug a glass of water- you will get results :mamoru:
     
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    dry hard poop sucks
     
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    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    yea i hear thats what happends when you go idb
     
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    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    more fiber.
     
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    constipated?
     
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    eat a banana or some pruins.
     
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    i ate 4 bran muffings today :big grin:
     
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    garden hose enema ftw!
     
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    only if you help me :naughty:
     
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    put a teaspoon of liquid soap in a glass of soda, then go for a long car ride with the family by the time you get home you will really need to go.
     
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    make chicken breast sandwiches with wheat bread
     
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    This may not be the proper thread but ever since I started eating healthy I get mud butt really bad when I shit. Anyone know any ways to avoid this?
     
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    Wipe
     
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    because he will probably shit him self before he gets to the end of his street.
     
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    Morning, two tablespoons of psyllium fiber.
    Lunch, eat an apple and a banana.
    Evening, large salad of romaine lettuce.

    Result, regular and clean poops.

    Work up to the two tablespoons of psyllium, start with one level tablespoon for a couple of days and then a heaping tablespoon and so forth.

    "put a teaspoon of liquid soap in a glass of soda,"
    If you really want to poop fast, take two teaspoons of Epson salts.
     
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