hypothetical QUESTION

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  1. Perkwunos

    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Zombies are invading... What do you grab from the gym to fend them off?

    I'd grab some bands + lots of 2.5 plates...:bigthumb:
     
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    The shotgun under the counter.
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Yes!!
     
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    Tae-bo video tape and tv to learn how to punch and kick like Billy Blanks
     
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    bands and curl bars
     
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    one of the smaller bars. i'd put like a 5-10 pound weight on the end, put a clamp on and use it sorta like a hammer :rofl:
     
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    those 25lb strait bars with no weights on it.
     
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    (grab) some people that are hopefully fatter, weaker and slower then myself... to push in the way
     
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    zombie topics are invading f&n :eek4:
     
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    Patrick Bateman's delt
     
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    ...after my second 2500 lb squat, i heard a loud comotion comming from the front of the gym. zombies had come into the gym and were attacking people. the punk bitch frat boys thought they could kill the zombies but their puny muscles were no match. Thats when it hit me. I opend my animalpak and downed two packs. The animal grew inside me with rage, my muscles oozing with power. I started grabing the puny bitches around the gym throwing them with animal velocity at the zombies taking them out with my enormus arms. I must have gone through 20 puny bitches around the gym, cause when I was done throwing them at the zombies, the gym was empty. I just went back to my workout..... they call me mental. I just call my self an animal.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    probably would be the first thing i grab
     
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    grab 55lb fat bar, put behind head, and twirl it like a helicopter to keep a constant circular defense perimeter around me at all times
     
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    Won't you get dizzy?
     
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    :mad:

    in that case i'll use rq60's idea of using the slow fat people for self defense when i get dizzy, and until i figure out a way to steal your shotgun
     
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    It's already out of bulletts!!! I do have two samuri swords though!!
     
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    here what ya do.....eat a shit ton of whey and taco bell, your projectile shits will be so toxic and foul smelling the zombies will tuck tail and run!
     
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    how come my gym doesn't carry samurai swords :wtc:
     
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    I did not need that visual!!!
     
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