MMA How would you beat my ass?

Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by Mr_Spanky, May 7, 2006.

  1. Mr_Spanky

    Mr_Spanky New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2006
    Messages:
    9,924
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    England, UK
    I’m interested in responses from MMA fighters and grapplers, but any information from fellow martial artists of any style will be useful. I should note that this ISN’T an “ego” thread, but an analytical thread for me to add information to my defensive database and help formulate the list of questions I need.

    List briefly or elaborate on 5 methods of initial attack you would possibly use against me. Feel free to expand on follow-through from the initial attack. If you want to make a distinction between rules-based and street fighting, clarify that initially.

    I may ask respondents to clarify some things if I don’t understand their MA specific jargon.


    Thanks for help, and remember: you’re e-beating my ass, so this will be fun!
     
  2. geekboy

    geekboy Target Agent OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2005
    Messages:
    44,692
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    Socal
    lube or without lube?
     
  3. Rommel

    Rommel friends forever

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2001
    Messages:
    36,867
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    /yourself now
    flying reverse gogoplata
     
  4. tonyk

    tonyk New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2004
    Messages:
    23,861
    Likes Received:
    0
    kick you in the nuts and run
     
  5. DKKD

    DKKD New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Messages:
    2,058
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Mtl
    lol flying knee + clinch + takedown + more knees from sidemount?
     
  6. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2005
    Messages:
    18,204
    Likes Received:
    0
    .
     
  7. JustGod

    JustGod New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2002
    Messages:
    21,263
    Likes Received:
    0
    I'd run over your dog.
     
  8. CUinHELL

    CUinHELL New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2005
    Messages:
    57
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    The Middle of the Pacific
    Spit in eye, sucker punch on wipe.
     
  9. konrad109

    konrad109 New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2006
    Messages:
    4,153
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    lead hand eye poke --> ball kick--> right straight--> clinch, knees to head/body--> anal penetration---->profit.
     
  10. Placebo

    Placebo New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2005
    Messages:
    4,166
    Likes Received:
    0
    First I would call up masterarcane, that tony guy that ups old threads, katsumoto, and analsexwithjesus for backup. Then I would...
     
  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Guest

    I agree, kick to the nuts.
     
  12. f3rg

    f3rg New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2005
    Messages:
    104
    Likes Received:
    0
    Eye Gouge
     
  13. teep

    teep New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2006
    Messages:
    4,660
    Likes Received:
    0
    no touch chi wave knockout
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Guest

    I hope you wouldn't try this in real life. Chances are you'd be on cement and would fuck up your knees landing on them.... better to stay standing as long as possible.
     
  15. brolli

    brolli OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2005
    Messages:
    12,802
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    CHERRY HILL, NJ
    pick you up, dump you on your head
     
  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Guest

    Fixed.


    Shit-jitsu > * when it comes to street fights
     
  17. tonyk

    tonyk New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2004
    Messages:
    23,861
    Likes Received:
    0
    another good way to end it quickly, stab you in the leeeeever
     
  18. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2004
    Messages:
    34,659
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    in austin at the studio or the dojo
    napalm. I'd call in a fire mission on your coordinates
     
  19. DKKD

    DKKD New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Messages:
    2,058
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Mtl
    since he didn't specify i imagined grass

    if it were cement i would obviously stick to something like knee on belly etc.
     
  20. JustGod

    JustGod New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2002
    Messages:
    21,263
    Likes Received:
    0
    I just assumed you'd be wearing kneepads. :dunno:
     
  21. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2003
    Messages:
    114,854
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    aus.vic.mel
    Real life
    Groin shot
    Leg kick (Can do big damage if the opponent doesnt check it and leaves foot planted.)
    Chuck a few punches (I did boxing punching is fun)
    Then id take you down
    depending on how you land
    -Back Id pound you with elbows ect..
    -Or if I can get your back im choking you out.

    In a ring
    Punches and low kicks
    a few knees to the thighs in the clinch (underrated they take so much from the legs)
    depends how thats going Id look for a takedown and GnP as there are better grapplers out there.
     
  22. Sarge21

    Sarge21 Frau am Steuer Ungeheuer!

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2004
    Messages:
    9,102
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Tampa Fl.
    my responses would depend totally on the given situation: who/what is around, are you with friends? to i have to fight them as well? what exactly are you threatening me/my family with?

    I train solely as a streetfighter so my actions would be dictated by yours and geared to end the conflict as quickly (and if necessary) with as much pain inflicted on you as possible. Eyes, throat, groin, breaks etc... are all viable and extremely exploited options.
     
  23. DKKD

    DKKD New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Messages:
    2,058
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Mtl
    :eek4:
     
  24. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2005
    Messages:
    28,278
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cleveland/Chicago
    BANG! Kick in the groin! Then I take your head and smash it on da table...don't you eever doo diiis...Bas style.
     
  25. Acesn8s

    Acesn8s The Deadman's Hand

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2002
    Messages:
    6,209
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Allentown PA
    :bowdown: ftw!
     

Share This Page