FRK How to talk dirty???

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I put this in vag. and then decided to post it in FS.

    My hook up buddy likes "dirty" talk. Sex & dirt ...? :dunno:

    Anyways, I can describe to some extent what I want to do to her, but ... it interrupts the flow. I don't know. It just seems completely unnatural. I also don't get the point I guess. Obviously the point is that she likes it, but I don't understand why she likes it, or what she likes about it. One way to put how I feel about dirty talk is that it feels staged.

    Language is so awkward. "I am going to kiss your pussy." I'm not a voice actor, you know? Even writing it down I feel like I might as well be writing an essay.

    "I am presently going to initiate contact with your vulva using the oral area of my visage." Oohh, hot. :ugh:

    I could express the same thing by kissing around her inner thighs and teasing her physically.

    Girls, what did guys say to you who talked dirty that you liked? Guys, what do you suggest?
     
  2. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    Holy crap! I don't think i've laughed so hard!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bowdown:

    I love dirty talk. But dirty talk has sooo many different ways of being done and meanings. For me, i personally dont like it when my partner describes what he wants to do or what hes about to do..feels cheesy and its a big turn off. Instead, I like to be talked down to, made to feel dirty. Phrases like, "Shut up, whore." when im being especially vocal during sex, or "I knew that you wanted it.." during particularly rougher sex are like a switch that get me so excited I cant even form words, just gutteral groans and whimpers. Find out what kind of girl she is.
     
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    Listen to Closer by NIN.

    repeat.
     
  4. C4172

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    My bf always tells me "You wanna get fucked?" or something to that extent in a teasing manner. I think you should try something more along the likes of that instead of, "I am presently going to initiate contact with your vulva using the oral area of my visage." Which was very funny! :)
     
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    I agree with C4172. I love Dirty talk, when my wife and I go at it, we will tease one another and say stuff " Do you like that" Or she'll say something like did you like that little skirt, or I want you to fuck me in the kitchen or stuff like that. You don't have to be all "i want to kiss your kitty" You can stuff like fuck or I want you to suck.. Etc..
     
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    :rofl:
     
  7. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    the teasing aspect hadn't occurred to me, that makes sense! thanks.

    unfortunately this girl is not the talking down to type. i feel like talking down would be no biggy at all, although i'm still not sure i'd have much passion for it.
     
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    I hate when the SO asks me to talk dirty. Its very unnatural to me too. I don't like talking during sex, it interupts my flow as well, and my concentration breaks. I don't mind if he talks to me, but I just don't like to respond. It makes me feel stupid and then it just ruins the mood.
     
  9. Boo439

    Boo439 Punish the deed, not the breed!

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    I'm glad I'm not alone. It's not that I don't like the concept of talking dirty, but I really concentrate during sex. Any time my husband does ask me a question or something, he usually times it to right about when I'm going to have an orgasm and it ruins it. I'm like ARGH!! :rant: He finally got the hint and we just enjoy listening to each others' noises. :)
     
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    Talk to her as if you don't like her... it doesn't have to be all that complicated.
     
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    Well hello there sunshine... where the hell have you been?
     
  12. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    You know, I think that Trent would be about the only person that could get away with saying, "I want to feel you from the inside." . Anyone else would get a surprised look, and then laughter from me. :hs:
     
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    :werd: but that song is very erotic for some reason... not just the lyrics... but that beat...
     
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    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    No doubt...its that "boom, hiss, boom, hiss..." that makes me just cringe down in my seat and chew my lip.
     
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    xela So say we all!

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    :werd: That song makes me so horny. :mamoru:
     
  16. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    He only comes out to play when Cherryfire is around.
     
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    cherry's got him on a leash huh? :naughty:
     
  18. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    It's quite the other way around.
     
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    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    :eek3: You've got to be kidding.
     
  20. _syn

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    I've actually avoided this place because it pains me to see you posting... in light of my inability to contain the overwhelming affection I have for you.
     
  21. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    You know, I kept telling Jen that's why, but she insists it because she's not around.
     
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    Goddamn dirty slut. You take that cock, bitch. You like it, don't you? You want me to cum all over your face, you sick little girl? You want this rock hard cock shoved down your throat, you nasty whore? You like the taste of my cock? You are so dirty, I am gonna fuck that pussy. I am gonna use that pussy and make that pussy so wet, I am gonna make you cum so hard you dirty little slut, you can't get enough, can you bitch? You want to ride my cock all day long like a good bitch, don't you?



    ...for starters.

    for more, go here.... ;)


    http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=1884854
     
  23. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    :drool:
     
  24. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Well now, Brandon. Why would you delete that?
     
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    Damn, I missed it!!!! :mamoru:
     

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