I put this in vag. and then decided to post it in FS. My hook up buddy likes "dirty" talk. Sex & dirt ...? Anyways, I can describe to some extent what I want to do to her, but ... it interrupts the flow. I don't know. It just seems completely unnatural. I also don't get the point I guess. Obviously the point is that she likes it, but I don't understand why she likes it, or what she likes about it. One way to put how I feel about dirty talk is that it feels staged. Language is so awkward. "I am going to kiss your pussy." I'm not a voice actor, you know? Even writing it down I feel like I might as well be writing an essay. "I am presently going to initiate contact with your vulva using the oral area of my visage." Oohh, hot. I could express the same thing by kissing around her inner thighs and teasing her physically. Girls, what did guys say to you who talked dirty that you liked? Guys, what do you suggest?