So, my wife's uncle lives in the boonies. Cable does not run to his abode, DSL isn't available either. He has decided that he would like to get satellite TV and maybe bundle the internet together with it. He is the one who would be paying for it, but my major problem is that I'll invariably be doing the "free family" tech support for him. I've tried to tell him that it's slow and prohibitively expensive for what you get in return but it doesn't seem to be working... Without using technical terms or jargon of any sort (he's not stupid, just not informed in this manner), how would one dissuade another from getting satellite internet?