How to seduce a MILF?

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  1. bmorrell

    bmorrell SoCal > *

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    Background: Friends mom lives down the street. Known her for three years now. MILF. Divorced, all that crap. Lives with her two daughters, one of which (older one, teenager) I'm friends with, but nothing special. I would think she's horny as fuck, seeing how it's a house full of girls and there is no dick present. I've seen her fuzzy handcuffs, blah blah... We are sarcastic with each other, if that means anything.

    Can this be done? I'm under 20, just so you have an idea of my age, and want to...yeah. How would you approach this?
     
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    haha its risky.......i'd say don't do it. theres a friend involved.
     
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    babar Active Member

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    well does she flirt with you at all.....i mean sarcasm isn't necessarily flirting. you need to find reasons to go to the house, she needs to see you repeatedly.

    haha this is just some fantasy every teen has.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    just add alcohol and watch the magic unfold. :)

    God I love milfs.
     
  5. bmorrell

    bmorrell SoCal > *

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    I know, but given the circumstances I figure I minus whale try.

    She does flirt with me a little bit. But maybe that's my point of view...what would the minimums be for flirting in this case...I'm new to MILFs. :mamoru: Barely any, if any, physical anything at all has happened. :hsd: I haven't tried initiating any though.

    That made no sense. Basically, what would you constitute as flirting in this case, besides physical stuff?
     
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    bmorrell SoCal > *

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    That's what I want to do, but dunno how that would work. I know she lives the stuff, but I can't just go over one night and be like "HAY LETS GET DRUNK".

    But hey, that doesn't mean I can't try. :x: Seriously though, how would that work...
     
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    first of all....how would u find reasons to run into her?
     
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    bmorrell SoCal > *

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    Well like today, (I work in a grocery store) and she came in, waved to me, blah blah. I went and "helped" her for about 10 minutes, with us joking about random stuff (about what she was buying, etc.) during this time. Another one would be: my mom had to return a plate to her that she borrowed for a party. I could have taken her the plate, etc.

    Honestly, I could probably even ring her doorbell and say, "I'm thirsty and wanted to see if you had any good drinks." I won't do that, but I'm saying I don't need an exclusive reason to see her...
     
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    Alcohol is a blessed thing.


    On the subjects of MILFs, I had a little chuckle because just last week, someone called my mom a MILF, and I had to explain to her what it meant.
     
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    tutor her daughters? lol
     
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    i got hit on by someone at publix the other day...looks to be about 45, she gave me her number. basically she talked to me about what to put on reubens...cracked a joke, made her laugh. made sure to run into her again in the store...thats when she gave me her number. probably wont ever call her, things are starting to get serious with this chick i've been seeing.
     
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    oh man, i would love to destroy a milf or two
     
  13. Shadoxity

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    if your not old enough to buy booze, ask her to get you some and try to lead it on to her drinking it with you?
     
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    id say dont try anything other than attempt to talk to her more frequently. The part where u said she lent ur mum a plate and u could have returned it makes it seem like she's not exactly a young mum. Before u go jumping in with 2 feet u should try get t oknow her a bit more, even if its thru ur friend.
     
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    u could always ask if she needs anyone to do manly chores since there isn't a guy around.
     
  16. bmorrell

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    Believe me, she is a "young" mom, as in she knows what's up, is "hip", all that crap. The plate was some glass serving dish that she brought over for a party, and it had to be returned.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    MILFs are often very easy cuz they tend to be really horny. The only thing that can fuck it up is if you are misinterpreting her interest so you don't want to make a move too soon. Don't push it if she's not really flirting and touching. Plan on it taking time to finally score....be patient.
     
  18. Way_fast_Whitey

    Way_fast_Whitey Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad, I beat

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    Stay away from my mommy you sunovabeesh!!!
     
  19. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    I am that age. I was once told by a friend that he likes women my age "because we know what we want, when we want it and we are not afraid to ask for it". My girls & I agree, No games. Basically just let her know that if she is interested, you are willing.

    Ride 'em Cowboy! :mamoru:
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I seriously doubt this...
     
  21. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    the one thing you should never doubt is the popularity of every sexual fantasy ever. starting from the age of 6.
     
  22. BlackIce72

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    I've never met a guy who hasn't fantasized about nailing a milf.

    And this is no generalization. I'm pretty sure all friends talk about it occasionally.

    If you're a charming, non-creepy guy and don't try to kiss her ass then you can get away with a lot more than you think. Just probe it with a suggestive comment.
     
  23. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    milfs get 10 extra points. fuck the shit out of her
     
  24. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I wonder how old this kid is. All he says is "under 20," so I want to know if that really means he's 16. Not every older single woman wants to fuck a teenager...
     
  25. Elphaba

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    No, but as previously stated, pretty much every teenage boy wants to fuck the older woman - which is good for those MILF's that like 'em young. If I ever ended up being a single MILF, I'd be all about the teenage boys. Ofcourse, I've always gone for younger (but never that much younger) guys and I can only assume that would continue....
     

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