how to please a woman

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  1. dfekt

    dfekt New Member

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    when the only time u get to have sex is in public places,
    ie: disabled toilets, changing rooms, parks.

    like what positions wud best suit taking into consideration there is no soft bed around and only a few things to grip onto. Weve been dating for 6 months but still no BIG-0 for her :(
     
  2. camo~

    camo~ I LURK

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    If you pay extra, can you get a room? :)
     
  3. dfekt

    dfekt New Member

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    no can do, im 17 with no job, no $$$, broke as hell :( hell if it cost money to enter a damn public toilet we wouldnt be having sex at all!
     
  4. Darrin

    Darrin Eat. Sleep. Arrest People.

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    whats wrong with your/her bedroom? surely your/her parents dont sit there with their ears to the door? your 17 for christ sake.. lol
     
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    DoggyStyle!!!!:greddy: :fawk:
     
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    DenimA4CVT New Member

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    Go to your/her bedroom is the least expensive.
     
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    mine would have, no question in my mind that mine would have listened in.
     
  8. themacstallion

    themacstallion The electric sheep are dreaming up your fate

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    im 17 and i always have sex in my room, with my parents home and my bedroom door open. we just try to keep it down.
     
  9. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    I like to get it on in public ;)

    Even when I had my own apt.

    In a car; recilne your seat and push it all the way back... let her ride you. If she arches her back she will avoid the steering wheel and hit the g

    In a bathroom; bend her over the sink, have her sit on the sink, have her face the wall and grab her ankles, sit on the toilet and let her ride you.

    Do you have any campgrounds around you? A few quarters and you can utilize the showers ;)

    Or maybe go on a hike, bring a blanket.

    I don't know where you live but the beach is always nice...
     
  10. dfekt

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    nah whoever suggested my house or hers, that not possible, our parents simply dont approve of relationships! sad isnt it :( but yeh, concerning doggy style, its definately good for me (all guys that have done it should know that :p) but she says it feels "kinda weird" possible because of the deeper penetration, she hasnt complained about any other position other than the fact she isnt climaxing. any girl get this problem??

    on the bright side, thanks insomniac for the tips :p
     
  11. Darrin

    Darrin Eat. Sleep. Arrest People.

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    Car: Recline the seats back, do it missionary or have her lay on her front and do her from behind (not doggy), quite a few people overlook this position.

    Backseats - have her nestled into the corner, raise her legs up and fuck away, i quite like this one :)
     
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    You sound far too young to be having sex.

    I think you're a horny teenage boy and you are putting far to much pressure on her and I doubt she even wants to have sex with you. If you really cared about her you wouldn't make her fuck you in the toilets. That's fucking gross and you should have more respect for her. I really feel sorry for her.
     
  13. dfekt

    dfekt New Member

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    nar she wants it, sometimes its even her that drags me in there ! please refrain from jumping to conclusions like that, and im a lot more mature for my age anyway, im a very down to earth person and by all means, i would NEVER put sex before our actual relationship.

    edit: were both turning 18 in the next 3 weeks
     
  14. sipherx

    sipherx Jamesl.info

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    wow! dude u know what happens when u turn 18 right? Everything in your entire life changes!! lol
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    realisticlly, she will need more 'normal' situations to train her body to orgasm.

    i didnt orgams till my third partner...and that seems about avarage for many other femmes i know. and i didnt have public sex till my fourth....
     
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    i dont understand this 'training' you speak of, could you please explain? (please excuse the noobness :p)
     
  17. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Well, many females have trouble orgasming for the first time, so esentially you will need to "train" your body to recognize these feelings. Orgasms don't just happen for most, it is an emotional and physical combination of things.

    Sorry Istill25 for stealing your response, I am bored and have had way to much caffine

    :run:
     
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    thx again insomniac, you always seem to be on your mark when it comes to replying =p
     
  19. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    :wavey: Welcome to the Vag btw
     
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    dfekt New Member

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    thx! i feel very welcome =D
    i only stumbled across OT because it was a popup though!:rolleyes:
     
  21. Ghostaz0r

    Ghostaz0r With my ego, I can stand there in a Speedo, and be

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    Insomniac is always on top of things in the vag.

    Anyways I think u should go camping...just tell ur parents ur with friends. It always works.
     
  22. [HRT]Squirrel Master

    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

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    I think my first GF said that after fooling around with me?

    HA HA
     
  23. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    You know what I mean squirrel master!
     
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    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

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    yes yes I know.... welcome to the vag :wavey:
     
  25. sipherx

    sipherx Jamesl.info

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    Hey i dont know if you have any hotels by the hour down there. If you have a friend or someone that works at a hotel maybe he could lend you a room for an hour or so, that way u can practice your orgasmic moves. If not save up those pennies and get one for an hour. I think they run around 11 bucks an hour in Daytona Beach Fl.
     

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