How to make the whole house smell good v.asian parents cooking.. smelly house...

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  1. k1d.

    k1d. New Member

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    Serious question...
    My house smells pretty bad, and I can't figure out wtf it is..
    I'm pretty sure most of the smell is from my parents cooking and stuff....

    What products can I buy to help with the smell?
    I've tried candles, incenses, the glade crap that hooks up to the outlet...

    What can I do to make my house smell goood?!?! lol
     
  2. ihaveanevilplan

    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    pickaxe + parents head
     
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    new food.

    seriously, there's no hope
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    so febreeze/oust
    or glade plugins dont work?
     
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    EE CUMMINGS aka RobHuang

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    indian residences are the worst :barf:
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    tell your southeast asian parents to stop using fish sauce
     
  7. Problematique

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    I work with Nigerians, Indians, Asians, as well as all the Irish people who live off soup etc, so just think of all the different type of food that is re-heated in our microwave.

    Our kitchen smells so fucking rank around lunch hour. It wafts through the corridoors.
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    Nigerian, please
     
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    fuck i was afraid this will happen..

    time to burn down the house to rid of the smell ><


    it works... for awhile, but then i'll have to keep using it every week! so much $$$
     
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    XO bee a honey

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    All of the hardcore asian families I know cook/fry outside on their back porch :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: chinese/japanese cooking doesn't smell like that
     
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    mmmm kimchi
    cabbage is some rank smelling shit
     
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    ihaveanevilplan Everybody wake up, wake up, it's time to get down Moderator

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    that's why i didnt include Lolreans
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I've stopped taking the bus through China Town to get to Union Square because I hate when a hundred old ladies with nasty smelling groceries push their way onto the bus and stink the entire thing up. I don't care what your culture believes about old people, Oliver, one of these days, I'm gonna punch one of those wrinkled old cunts right in her stupid face :o
     
  16. GarageDefend

    GarageDefend Executive connoisseur

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    Buy coal, place them in different parts of the house. Trust me lol
     
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    ^^ coal thing kinda works.

    also, why don't they open the window while cooking?
     
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    cause then all the unslaughtered dogs and chickens would escape

    duh!
     
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    duh!
     
  20. GarageDefend

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    maybe theres dead stuff around lol or get maids with big noses so they inhale it all in
     
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    look for odor eliminating spray. they have it in hospitals. it works well. very
     
  22. GarageDefend

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    put brand new lanvins on your table ryt
     
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    bokhan i love you

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    move out you whiny bish.
     
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    odor eliminating spray

    also

    coal...not charcoal..but they sell blocks of blackened burnt wood that's supposed to pretty much do what an air freshner is supposed to do
     
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